How long will Slims099 last in Midland/Odessa?

[Guest060812]

My ole Buddy Slims099 is gone to Odessa. WTF? So another friend and I were wondering just how long our old Buddy could last away from the Dallas Titty Bars and Hobby scene.

Those of us that know him can't imagine this Midland/Odessa adventure lasting more than a few weeks. Just too many great Titty Bars and gorgeous Providers here in DFW. So, anyway, just for fun at Slims expense, I thought I would start a poll.

And to up the ante, if about a dozen guys want in, how about a pool on how long he lasts? Closest guess wins the pool. I'm think $20 each X 12 guys and we would have $240. Which would be enough for a session with a Provider. I'm suggesting we request Delanie Smith volunteer, mainly because Slims has had a crush on her for a long time but never has seen her. So why not have the winner of our pool get to see Delanie!

Anyway, this is just for fun at my good Buddies expense, but lets have a poll, and if Delanie sees this and wants in, and if any guys want to participate in a $20 pool just for fun, PM me.

[slims099]

Haha. You know me too well Omaha. I have been here 2 days and still enjoy it actually. I didn't honestly think there would be a Chili's but there is, and Hooters, Red Lobster and tons of other restaurants, and bars.

The unemployment rate here is less than 1% over like 22 years of age I think... so I think I'll be good there. It's just the money. I'm tired of making shit money and I wanted to get away anyways.

I think I'll last at least 3 - 6 months depending on jobs. Also, the plan is to fly back to Dallas 1 or 2 times a month via Southwest to see everyone and get some azz.

This looks good so far, but may the best man win!

[Boltfan]

I voted that you will meet a sweet West Texas gal and fall in love. Omaha just didn't specify if she would be a young lady or a young sheep.

Sliiiiiiiiiiims. Baaaaaaaa.

J/K man. I survived there for 7 years. Made more money in West Texas than any other 7 year stretch of my life.

[slims099]

That's my point. I'm trying to save money and invest in a Cingular store haha. Metro PCS maybe. Maybe a good legitimate home business. I need 50k. I can do it!!

Plus I can travel back and forth for cheap. Why not stay here and make money and save like a maniac.

[guest061212-1]

I have August 2nd as the date for his return. I'm in!

See you soon, Slims!

[berkleigh]

Lol

[Guest060812]

ok, I say July 24th, I'm in too

[Lana Warren]

Slimmy,
Don't pay attention to those bozos! You just do what you went out there to do......make money and SAVE! You'll fit in just fine and I'm like Boltfan, you'll find a little west Texas girl and settle down!

[ShysterJon]

slims' stay in Odessa will last about as long as omaha did in the sack with his old SB -- hardly any time at all. Haha.

[slims099]

Haha, Jon. He was with her about a year and she hustled the hell out of him. It was hilarious!

Thanks Lana, I think I'll fit in just fine.

[otrdriver]

Hey slims never met you but I saying you'll met one of those co-eds from Midland fall in lust make her your sugar baby, get her PG and make her an honest woman. Keep me posted I working on the hard cover version we could be looking at a movie. woo hooo!!!!!

lol

[Guest060812]

Originally Posted by ShysterJon

slims' stay in Odessa will last about as long as omaha did in the sack with his old SB -- hardly any time at all. Haha.

Shit I miss her!

[T-Can]

"He will meet his dream girl In Midland/Odessa and never come back"

It was meant to say dream girl/dude


Is your mom hot yet, slims?


Seriously, I think slims will last several months out there if he plays his cards right.

[slims099]

Originally Posted by omaha2dallas

Shit I miss her!

Wow. Sad.

[Tex9401]

Slims009,

Your living expenses should be cheaper. If you don't eat out all the time, you can save even more money.