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[Lia88]

Wash your Ass, Balls && Dick b4 a appt. see helpful right lol. I Swear the Only ppl that will complain about a bath or Dirty Mf's lol. Dont argue with me on this. Lol. I have && always will stop down there if its a Odor.

PLEASE FEEL FREE to Share your stories of BAD smelling CLIENTS or PROVIDERS and/or your PREFERENCE on how you like PROVIDERS/CLIENTS to smell/taste.

[myren1900]

... but hardly a secret

There a whole thread dedicated to how we can clean ourselves:

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1799672

It's not rocket science, but apparently some guys really need step by step instructions as you point out.

[Easy Does It]

I just can't imagine coming to see a provider without at least showering first. That's just plain nasty.

I always shower VERY throughly before I leave to see a lady. A year or so ago I started shaving the old cock and balls right before as well.

[DallasRain]

alot of times I will give my guys a bubblebath before we start playing....I even have a rubber duckies!

[Melissa Madyson]

Whether you going to see a provider or not, hygiene is always the most important thing in your life. Soap is like dirt cheap, toothpaste is $0.99 if you can't afford the good kind, and toothbrushes are also very cheap. But I must add in my statement if you can't afford good toothpaste toothbrushes and soap you don't need to be seeing a provider anyways. But I do know some people will spend money on things not related in any way shape or form to hygiene because that's what they desire.

Every major highway has the slogan that says do not litter, that goes the same for your body do not litter keep it clean
M.M.

[HoustonRiley]

Y'all got me laughing this mornin'.
I couldn't agree more with you ladies.

[Warptcuck]

I'm always as clean and groomed as I want the ladies to be.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Lia88

I Swear the Only ppl that will complain about a bath or Dirty Mf's

Exactly!

It's mainly the guys who say upon arrival "I'm clean"
that are the dirtiest guys. They are the ones who whine and complain the most about taking a shower and if you don't watch the complainers they'll get in the shower and let themselves get wet and wont shower.
A lot of guys think their first morning shower of the day is all that's needed for the entire day.

In this business some guys fail to understand what "freshly showered" means

[captjackno]

I read an article once about escort horror stories....One an escort said a guy left a "skidmark" on her sheets....God bless you ladies. Guys never know how fat we've gotten or how bad sweaty our balls get just on a normal day. The Humanity!....

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by captjackno

One an escort said a guy left a "skidmark" on her sheets...

^I've had skidmarks left behind by a few guys. This is why I have my 'shower rule' in place. What's also disturbing is they didn't think it was a big deal at all, as if that skidmark was something normal. Smh. I cried, no one deserves that kind of abuse

Some guys can't even take a dump correctly but expects a provider to believe him when he arrives and he says 'I'm already clean' when she offers him to freshen up and take shower. SMMFH!
http://abc7chicago.com/amp/flight-di...rooms/2867743/


Ladies, BEWARE of the 'im already clean' guys.

Being 'FRESHLY thoroughly SHOWERED' is what's up as far as I'm concerned!!!

[captjackno]

I tend to be a borderline germaphobe, and I get what you're saying. I've been at work parties/events and been in a restroom, see a guy come out of the crapper, go straight past the sinks without a thought of washing his hands, amd then 10 minutes later he's shaking hands with people. SMH

Yes, a few of my fellow brethren can be nasty and have no concept of cleanliness or smells. I would imagine this would be more prevalent of the non-married/no relationship category. Worst thing ever is to subject a lady to the horrors of Swamp Ass. Fortunately, I haven't run across many ladies with "smells". You ladies are a much better evolved species than us lol