Best Part of Having a Big Dick?

[Blubbster]

When you're pissing while sitting down on a toilet (as in, #2) and the piss stream flows between the toilet seat & the toilet all over the goddamn floor because of the way your dick's angled. If I had a bigger dick, it would just always angle towards the fucking porcelain. I hate it when this happens & then I have to clean it all up.

Then again, there's a flip side of the coin: a dick so long it touches the inside of the toilet bowl. Perhaps that's worse.

Gaaaah!!! *begins cleaning floor*

[OldYeller]

If you think that the best thing about having a big dick is something about pissing... SMH

[rockerguy1981]

So this is a stealth topic pretty much saying you have a smaller penis? For me it pretty much depends, sometimes I can sit no problem, others I must stand up to piss. Guess it has to do with the temperature lol.

[SARufus]

And once you get old enough, your balls will be floating in the water.... ugh

[LyssandraAsh]

So the logistics of balls and running...

When/if you run do they swing and hit your thighs? That just seems like it would get annoying really quick....

[Blubbster]

Originally Posted by LyssandraAsh

So the logistics of balls and running...

When/if you run do they swing and hit your thighs? That just seems like it would get annoying really quick....

Actually, I've never really noticed this. I think they automatically retract a little bit when I run so they're not slapping against my thighs. Interesting. I'll try to pay attention to this next time I run.

[GinoV]

Originally Posted by SARufus

And once you get old enough, your balls will be floating in the water.... ugh

[Cheesecake7]

Originally Posted by LyssandraAsh

So the logistics of balls and running...

When/if you run do they swing and hit your thighs? That just seems like it would get annoying really quick....

That is only a problem if you run naked in the park, which I have been avoiding recently as it kind of annoying to get arrested every time for indecent exposure...

[DallasRain]

You know your balls hang too low when you can play hackysack with them..lol

I saw a guy the other day who' dick had its own zip code

[Dr Grey]

I've been told I have a nice cock. Whatever that means, I like it. Heard stories of monster can cocks, guys that aren't allowed greek vacations, etc. I feel for those guys. I'm right under the slightly too big maybe or just right hobby size lol, and wish I had one more inch. Then again, if I'd be touching toilets, I'll save the UTI infections and expense. Party on! My average Johnson will do just fine.

[Dr Grey]

Originally Posted by LyssandraAsh

So the logistics of balls and running...

When/if you run do they swing and hit your thighs? That just seems like it would get annoying really quick....

They don't get out in the summer, and just have big chests and guts. It's why guys with big dicks only run in cold weather.



#theshrinkageisreal

[Aspertame]

I have a bigger than average package. The same problems, described in previous posts on this thread, would happen to me too. I installed elongated toilets (height) and am a-okay.

BTW, the first girl that I ever had a chance of using my junk with said "There's no way that you are putting that thing in me." I actually wished my dick was smaller. Scars me to this day.

[Travelingbro]

And once you get old enough, your balls will be floating in the water.... ugh

Nothing like sitting on your own balls or the toilet seat squishing the hell out of your balls.
So I hear.... ouch!

[GeorgeDRII]

Hahaha. Gravity is such a merciless thing! But an answer to Lyssandra...remember I only have one ball left. I donated the other unwillingly to cancer while still serving my country. Because freedom isn't free I paid an ugly price. But the good thing is I'm center hangin' and when running my drawers do a good job of keeping it in place. Being naked and running well...then guys are usually doing the Balls Johnson dance.

[GeorgeDRII]

Of course like Cheesecake said, you kinda don't want to pay any fines. Haha