Hey Hey! [[LONG POST ALERT]]
Hope you guys can help me! I've been touring for about 3 months and I'm getting a cold case of Cabin Fever! I gotta GTFO of a room for awhile. I would like to work at a strip club here in New Orleans for a few nights here and there. I was a skrippuh for 10 years before I moved into full-time whoredom. Who knew...
Money IS a gateway drug!
SO, here's the sitch:
I'm that black girl that was so
endearingly referred to as an OREO growing up (or a Yankee from my island kindreds--equally annoying). However, my body type, skin color, and fat ass seems to say to strip club managers "I'm gonna twerk this ass all night and then rob everybody!!"
I can't twerk for shit and I definitely don't steal. I became a vet and was "grandfathered" into the predominantly white club I worked at almost my whole career (meaning when they did their bi-monthly sweeps to bring the color quotas back down, I had immunity from the chopping block) and ever since I left town I can't seem to find another that will give me a chance.
Where 'O Where can an educated black girl go to play with some freaknasty upscale(enough) gentlemen who love to tip in the champagne room?! It does need to be a club that turns the other cheek on "extras". Once an Extras Girl always an Extras Girl