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Old 09-22-2017, 07:25 PM   #1
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Have a million but since I fly a lot, the first that comes to mind is Airline Food. 5 flights over 18hrs last Sunday. 2 of which were off one plane and right on another and 2 where I stayed on the same plane. So no chance for even mediocre airport food. Almost recovered from my peanut overdose.
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Cold Bay Alaska! I lived in Eagle River for several years. Loved Alaska.
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I also loved Alaska during the summer. Pity that summer only lasts for 2 weeks!
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