This is a video of a machine (I think from Japan) simply labeled "Jizz Collecting Machine." I can't help but wonder how the hell it feels, and I am willing to bet this thing probably costs thousands, and thousands, of dollars. Notice how the person sticks their finger inside there. I hope whoever used it before he got there, used protection!

On a further, and more disgusting, note, who the hell has to clean the thing after use if you don't use protection? *Shudders*
Don't worry ladies, I don't think this thing will be jeopardizing the security of your profession anytime soon! Something tells me this thing is no substitute for the real thing!

Happy Monday everyone!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81468122/