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04-28-2011, 03:02 PM
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manposse
Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: Htown, SA, DFW
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My friend has the sads :(
A friend of mine, a lonely wayward man, was NCNS by one of eccie's premier providers. He is heart broken, as this had been a matter of long public discussion, and he was going to propose hobby marriage. He was was prancing like a lone twinkie amongst a dozen leather strapped bears. He was acting like the Palidin watching Glee on Madonna night.
Now he is a broken man. The cruel light of day has exposed his dreams to be nothing more than faint smoke on a summer breeze. The rainbow warriors are circling him, looking for the next victim that can be sucked to the other side.
Padre, stay strong.
Your friends are here to help you in your time of crisis.
BTW, your still buying lunch on Friday, right?
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04-28-2011, 03:06 PM
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Former Post Ho
Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 13,863
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Man that is bs.... which provider did this?!? I'm gonna start a thread on this crap!! It ain't right I'll tell ya....
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04-28-2011, 03:15 PM
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Ambassadude
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Lone Star State
Posts: 6,427
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Our poor Padre and his many voices with a major case of the sads........ all of the sudden I am thankful that I was not pursued to join in that meeting afterall...... apparently I was kicked to the curb for that ride long ago.......
My heart weaps for Padre...... I only hope him buying lunch for everyone will put his woe's to bed......
TJ, you are a wonderful soul indeed.......
JaD
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04-28-2011, 03:33 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Section 119 - Row 6
Posts: 8,360
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tj, I am truly sorry to say that it is my fault. She was having such a good time with me, that we stayed over our alloted time. My humble apology, sir.
(btw, she did say something like "to hell with that limp-diqued mf", but I had no idea who it was that she was talikng about).
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04-28-2011, 03:37 PM
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Ambassador of the Dead
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,279
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Gayomi why have you forsaken me for the worldly charms of Sixxbach? Wait this isn't a pm oh damn...
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04-28-2011, 03:46 PM
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Former Post Ho
Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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LMAO!!!
Oh who could that be....
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04-28-2011, 04:01 PM
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manposse
Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: Htown, SA, DFW
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Originally Posted by Wayward
Gayomi why have you forsaken me for the worldly charms of Sixxbach? Wait this isn't a pm oh damn...
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See........ He is crushed I tell you.
Like a sock puppets colon after being man handled by his latest lover.
It will take an extended groping by CinderTasha while touring the countryside on the pink vespa. His friends will have a bon voyage event in his honor, and on his tab, at the regular watering hole. Bring your friends, after all it's free food and drinks.
We love ya buddy!
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04-28-2011, 04:03 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 14, 2010
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 667
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LMAO you guys are hilarious
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04-28-2011, 04:20 PM
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Ambassador of the Dead
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
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LMAO you guys are hilarious
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Just wait until you meet "Muffin Pants" LOL.
TJ is right we are forlorn with only CinderTasha and the RK (It's SHMB code for dayglo pink vespa) to comfort us in this terrible hour, but wait... BDS is coming to town next week so there is always a chance that my tears will dry for a moment during that long over due visit.
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04-28-2011, 04:26 PM
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Ambassadude
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Lone Star State
Posts: 6,427
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Originally Posted by Wayward
Just wait until you meet "Muffin Pants" LOL.
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Careful Padre..... we wouldn't want this case of the sads made worse by a pointing from the moberator.........
The Padre paying for a lunch is only fitting since he didn't give me any attention at my first outing, and all I had was Pretty boy NaN to oggle over for the last part of my time there......... Fuck he's pretty!
JaD
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04-28-2011, 04:27 PM
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Former Post Ho
Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 13,863
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Just a chance? Come on now... with bds it's not a "chance"
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04-28-2011, 04:29 PM
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She was never going toooo......but you knew that!!
I would like to add also that Tasha is all mine.....(mostly little Tasha)!!
And Way-fucking-Hard......you wished!!!
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04-28-2011, 04:42 PM
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Ambassador of the Dead
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by babydollsnow
She was never going toooo......but you knew that!!
I would like to add also that Tasha is all mine.....(mostly little Tasha)!!
And Way-fucking-Hard......you wished!!!
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One of us has a date with CinderTasha and it isn't you, but we are not unwilling to share. Yes I knew Gayomi was trying to play me and still find that pretty funny. not as funny as "Muffin Pants", but nothing is.
JaD STFU YMWV Admins are talking here. I can not respond to your post with out violating the prime directive. There is no rule about spreading IoMFT folklore onto icky at least I don't thinck there isn't, so close to a triple negative...
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04-28-2011, 04:50 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
Location: Houston
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The Real Skinny
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04-28-2011, 04:53 PM
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Excuse me.....I'm the one she flashed, not any of you asshats!!!
I'm the one that gave her that big ass ring.....her "boyfriend" is really code word for my other personality.....you know the one....the one you keep lock up in your basement, does big and pink ring a bell Gay-Ward!!
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