If you see a guy on a bicycle and

[normalguy21]

If you see a guy on a bicycle and he is not wearing some out fit that looks like he is a competive bike racer

A. Do you think [Yep Homeless ]

B.Yep O.W.I For sure !

C. WTF some ass clown stole his tour de france out fit ?

Ever been at a intersection and a bunch of bike riders are present with all there gear on and a bunch of motor cycles go by and not one of them has any gear on ?

Master Blaster 2 Ten speeds enter three leave !

Ok your on a trail in the wood,s at 5 mph 25 feat from a tree that has not moved in 150 years do you really suck that bad at riding a pedal bike that you gear up like a arena cross rider ?

I really want to know

What happened to riding a bicycle with the same clothes you had on before you thought wtf i think i will ride my bike >?????

[Unique_Carpenter]

Slick,

Thank you for leaving horses and their riders out of this.
The horses do know what they are doing.

[ClimaxBlues]

I love Spandex shorts on women. Don't be pissed if I stare at your camel toe. But a guy coming at me in them? God, strike me blind!

[ClimaxBlues]

Originally Posted by slickahhughs

What happened to riding a bicycle with the same clothes you had on before you thought wtf i think i will ride my bike >?????

One of the most brilliant observations of society I've heard in years.

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by ClimaxBlues

One of the most brilliant observations of society I've heard in years.

Thanks

I try to make today yesterday so i can warn myself about tomorrow

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Slick,

Thank you for leaving horses and their riders out of this.
The horses do know what they are doing.

Equestrian activities i find to have class, purpose,and great tradition and heritage

Nothing like a trusty steed .

[beautifulbridgetteinc]

Laughed so hard i cried.....Seriously this thread just became my moment of zen.

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by beautifulbridgetteinc

Laughed so hard i cried.....Seriously this thread just became my moment of zen.

I try sometimes ,

Sometimes I need corrupting like a lipstick lesbian, wink wink

[beautifulbridgetteinc]

I literally just changed my interests yesterday to see if anyone was paying attention. At least my efforts have not been in vain LOL.

[normalguy21]

It finally happened this afternoon .

I saw a middle aged man at the bicycle trail and he had Dockers on and a polo with deck shoes ridding a Canondale.

Down and out In Beverly hills came to mind but then a attractive female and 2 kids came up beside him

And pointed at him and said Mommy look it's another drunk driver !

She says now kids we said we wouldn't talk about your father in public that way .

If only he would of had a spandex team racing bicycle outfit on and a helmet no one would of known he was captain Hazelwood of the urban bicycle trail.


Please help his go fund him page to help get him a bicycle racing spandex outfit ,

I heard he is low on J&B scotch also .

[Guest033019]

What is OWI

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by Amiliah Rayne

What is OWI

Operating while intoxicated,

A DUI

A drunk driving charge in Iowa

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by slickahhughs

It finally happened this afternoon .

I saw a middle aged man at the bicycle trail and he had Dockers on and a polo with deck shoes ridding a Canondale.

Down and out In Beverly hills came to mind but then a attractive female and 2 kids came up beside him

And pointed at him and said Mommy look it's another drunk driver !

She says now kids we said we wouldn't talk about your father in public that way .

If only he would of had a spandex team racing bicycle outfit on and a helmet no one would of known he was captain Hazelwood of the urban bicycle trail.


Please help his go fund him page to help get him a bicycle racing spandex outfit ,

I heard he is low on J&B scotch also .

I just wanted to say im just kidding around and that i dont dislike people that pedal .
and this post was meant to take up cloud space kill time and make me look more stupid than i already have .
I can only hope i confirmed that for all of you and i promise to not let you down as being the go to two fifty guy that means stupid in chinese slang so iam told 250 guy are 2 plus 50 guy .
thats me .

Now have a great day !!!

[Guest033019]

Originally Posted by slickahhughs

Operating while intoxicated,

A DUI

A drunk driving charge in Iowa

Thats fucked up lol

[finman56]

Originally Posted by slickahhughs

I just wanted to say im just kidding around and that i dont dislike people that pedal .
and this post was meant to take up cloud space kill time and make me look more stupid than i already have .
I can only hope i confirmed that for all of you and i promise to not let you down as being the go to two fifty guy that means stupid in chinese slang so iam told 250 guy are 2 plus 50 guy .
thats me .

Now have a great day !!!

Thanks Slick, I have been in many a restaurant, bar, and tavern when these pompous asses walk in (especially around IC/CR), dressed in there biker shorts and spiked shoes thinking they are hot shit. Demanding and rude sob's too. Probably still crying about that Hillary lost. lol
Jeez it is funny I grew riding a bike with out a helmet and survived. Go figure.