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Old 05-06-2017, 01:57 AM   #1
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Default Chickpea and Garbanzo Bean?

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?


I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.
"I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks.
"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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Old 05-06-2017, 07:26 AM   #2
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Good shit lol
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:18 AM   #3
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I lmao at the married couple.... She clearly only blows him twice a year.... Never understood that about wives and girlfriends...
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:38 AM   #4
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my type of humor. so funny. thanks for posting/sharing.
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Old 05-07-2017, 12:24 PM   #5
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They finally found the cause of sex and bj's stopping after marriage.

WEDDING CAKE.
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:30 AM   #6
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I chuckled.

What's the aqua and purple ribbon for?
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Old 05-10-2017, 07:40 PM   #7
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I chuckled.

What's the aqua and purple ribbon for?
I'm guessing its for Masturbation Awareness Month ?
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:05 PM   #8
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I chuckled.

What's the aqua and purple ribbon for?
Google helped: It's the suicide prevention awareness ribbon.

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
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