Why it's called The Chicken Ranch

[hotrix1]

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”

The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”

The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.”

“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”

[Laila.]

She has valid point..

[Gottahavemore]

Hahahah nice one trix hahahah !

[Jjsunday]

That was a good one hot.....lol

[Laney Lixx]

Lol. They raise themselves. Your job is knowing just how to put em back down...

[Laney Lixx]

Gracefully.

[hotrix1]

^^^^Smartass, LOL.

And I hear you do a damn good job of that, then rinse and repeat.

[Laney Lixx]

It's good for your eyes!

[Laney Lixx]

I've been told.