Hurricane Gussy
I still tell this one, to this very day. I can't believe i never thought of it.
Please enjoy!
Hurricane Gussy
One day a man walks into a whore house. He goes to the pimp and says, "I want something different."
The pimp says "Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass."
"No, that's too common. I want something different."
"Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?"
"I'll be damned, that is different. I'll try that."
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge Amazon type Southern female cums in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as she can. The man says, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane."
"OK, I'll buy that."
Then she starts beating him over the head with her breasts.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Those are the coconuts falling off the tree hittin' you on the head
In the Hurricane Gussy."
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts pissing all over him. "What the hell are you doing?!!"
"Those are the warm rains coming from the hurricane."
The man gets up and starts to put on his clothes. Gussy says, "Where are you going?"
"I'm leaving! Who can fuck in this weather?!"
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