In July, California will formerly petition to secede from the United States.
In August, Hillary Clinton will buy a house in San Fransisco and announce an exploratory committee for California's first female president.
In May, President Trump, annoyed by all the frequent interference by Barack Obama, will challenge him to an ass kicking on the golf course.
Obama will be surprised that it is a real ass kicking and not a game of golf.
Four Secret Service agents will be injuried in the melee between protective details.
President Trump will order an investigation into his own behavior and finds that he did nothing wrong.
In December, Chelsea Clinton will announce that she is running for Congress.
The MSM will shrug their shoulders and have wall to wall coverage of puppies and kittens.
In March, Charlie Sheen will overdose for the final time.
Martin Sheen will continue to live and make anti-Trump videos but unlike Debbie Reynolds, he will not die.
The following celebrities will die: Alan Alda, Gloria Steinem, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Keith Richards, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton (foul play is suspected), Stephen Breyer, Bill Cosby, and Rosie O'Donnell.
2017 Predictions
