HUMOR: Experience You Want and Deserve!

[AttitudePositive]

Three simple rules to live by if you insist on the "Experience you really want and desire."

1. If you want a GFE, treat her like a girl friend on your first date.
2. If you want a PSE, treat her like a porn star you have been dreaming about for years.
3. If you want a wife experience, have her wear granny panties to bed every night, have her promise you sex often and not follow-through 80% of the time, have her tell you that you want sex to much and it takes to long for you to cum. Finally BEG her to get REALLY pissed off when she finds out you are a hobbyist and have no clue why you won't stop.

Believe me on this, I am your yoda of truth.

AP

[Laney Lixx]

Very good advice. Thank you sir.