Massive Earthquake Hits Middle East. Millions Dead.

[gnadfly]

A massive earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. Two million Muslims dead and over five million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

President Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.

[R.M.]

I'm telling you Karma is a bitch. She don't play.

[dilbert firestorm]

someones idea of a wet dreama.

one small problem with syria. its already fucked!!!!!