Decoding BP
Mostly for humor, maybe a mini rant. I'll admit I frequent BP ads for some late night strange here and there. I figured I'd put together a list of what providers say and what they mean to help some of the BP newbies out. Anybody else, feel free to pitch in.
Russian = from the midwest
European = from NY
Cali girl = black
Mixed = black
Island = black
Exotic = black
Latina = black
"-rican" = black (bonus black points if they only say "rican" and make you guess which)
Wettt = black (the more Ts the blacker they are)
Native american = white
Curvy = fat
Thick = fat
Busty = fat
Tall = fat
Former Model = fat
Juicy = fat
Goddess = fat/old/both
Asian = AMP, not the girl in the pics, no english
Unrushed = 1 pop you're done
Brand new = 30 with lots of mileage
Available now! = 1 hour delay (the more ! the longer the delay)
Last day/night/week = Leaves next month, if ever
blue/green/hazel/etc -eyed = probably fat/old/ugly since their eyes are the only feature worth describing
VIP Special = extra benji for nothing
Professional = old
Girl next door = 30+
1000% real pics = old pics or not her (the more 0s the older the pics)
Classy = old, probably showing off her asshole in the pics
Upscale = CBJ, CHJ, Covered Mish only, lights off
Outcall only = bait n switch
MILF = old, probably not who you'd like to fuck
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