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Old 03-27-2016, 07:44 PM   #1
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been in mid session, getting a massage when all of a sudden you feel it - you gotta take a shit. Like, there's no way around it. You absolutely have to birth that Burritto out your butt you ate a few hours from before. So then you have to ask the sweet Asian gal who pretends to like you if you may use the restroom and it's awkward as hell.

Just asking for a friend
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Old 03-27-2016, 08:26 PM   #2
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Nope.
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Old 03-27-2016, 08:31 PM   #3
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Well. You ain't never lived till you've taken a shit at a Ye ol rub n tug, I tell yew whut!
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Old 03-27-2016, 08:49 PM   #4
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The OP's friend should've asked for a prostate massage.
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Old 03-27-2016, 09:20 PM   #5
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Old 03-28-2016, 01:26 AM   #6
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I had a guy here in Dallas who grossed me out to no end!! He entered my residence and excused himself to restroom. He was in there a while. He took a long shit!! It stunk bad!! Then acted like nothing happened!! Then refused a shower!! Wtf is wrong with this guy!! Ewwww!! I was horrified!! Never in Houston did a guy do this!! I hurried n got him out my incall. Worst appointment of my life.
Please...either shit before arriving or be kind to be honest and shower. Im not hard to please. But this guy was a total turn off.
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Old 03-28-2016, 01:56 AM   #7
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Old 03-28-2016, 02:50 AM   #8
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One of the best ways to get your ass blacklisted! LMAO!!!
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Old 03-28-2016, 07:51 AM   #9
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One of the best ways to get your ass blacklisted! LMAO!!!
Or is it "shit listed"? Lol
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Old 03-28-2016, 09:05 AM   #10
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This reminds me of Monica Fox... LOL
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. Lmaoooooo




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been in mid session, getting a massage when all of a sudden you feel it - you gotta take a shit. Like, there's no way around it. You absolutely have to birth that Burritto out your butt you ate a few hours from before. So then you have to ask the sweet Asian gal who pretends to like you if you may use the restroom and it's awkward as hell.

Just asking for a friend
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Old 03-28-2016, 09:28 AM   #12
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Then refused a shower!!
That's the problem right there.
Shit happens to everyone sometime... I can understand if nature calls... but if you aren't gonna clean up after yourself, gtfo, gross.
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Old 03-28-2016, 09:47 AM   #13
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Sounds like ole bumpy deek....

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=308123&highlight=
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Old 03-28-2016, 12:15 PM   #14
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One of the best ways to get your ass blacklisted! LMAO!!!
I do believe that is "brownlisted", my good man!
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No. But my walnut size bladder has intruded on more than one occasion.
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