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12-09-2015, 10:34 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 9,785
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Missing Wife
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
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12-09-2015, 01:38 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Aug 20, 2015
Location: Houston
Posts: 246
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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!
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12-10-2015, 01:41 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 222712
Join Date: Dec 25, 2013
Location: India
Posts: 135
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Its really so funny and awesome.
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12-10-2015, 06:20 PM
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Account Disabled
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How funny! Good one!
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12-10-2015, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 16, 2013
Location: Frisco
Posts: 2,439
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
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Lmao!!! To funny love it
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12-12-2015, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 7, 2015
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 137
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so damn true too!
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12-14-2015, 03:46 PM
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Decrepit old man
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Location: Houston
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