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12-24-2010, 12:55 PM
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Hooker
Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in neighbouring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table and was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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12-24-2010, 01:11 PM
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TOO FUNNY...!
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12-24-2010, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 15, 2010
Location: Mississippi
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LOL Who knew that we would see a golf joke on this board good one
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12-24-2010, 03:57 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
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My ECCIE Reviews
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rotflmao
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12-24-2010, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 21, 2010
Location: New Orleans
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I must be tired after preparing for Xmas...
I actually had to think about that one for a few seconds.
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12-27-2010, 02:25 AM
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Location: Nuclear Wasteland BBS, New Orleans, LA, USA
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hooker = golf slice? hm interesting joke. lol!
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