How do you let someone know about their hygiene ? .... Nicely !

[Angel Fox]

Of course men aren't the cleanliest creatures but hygiene has been a major problem lately ! How do you say you stink nicely ?

[Guest123018]

Why be nice about it?

[Max Steed]

Could you please shower for me before we start? or even better... Would you like to take a shower with me?

Then you can specifically clean his parts that you find stinky and it turns into a little foreplay.

[albundy]

Well, maybe you could tell him to clean up. You can say "Maybe you sweated a bunch down there on the way over" or something like that. Of course, once the provider has a nose full of dirty ass or sweaty balls no matter what the guy does it's probably going to be a lackluster, at best, session. I don't know.

Personally, I can't imagine having smelly ass or balls when I see a provider. I ALWAYS shower at the incall to make sure I'm as clean as possible. Not just for her benefit, but my own.

[jl11]

Just be direct with him and tell him that he smells like hog shit. If he takes offense then he's not a real man unless you smell like hog shit too. Then it would be like, "ok well fuck you for insulting me for the way I smell when you can't even wash your own ass".

[SknyDiva]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Why be nice about it?

I got no tact anyway.
Just agreeing.

[red.stick33]

Originally Posted by jl11

Just be direct with him and tell him that he smells like hog shit. If he takes offense then he's not a real man unless you smell like hog shit too. Then it would be like, "ok well fuck you for insulting me for the way I smell when you can't even wash your own ass".

Lmao! That is funny right there. There is not a bigger turn off in the world than a funky flower. I am sure providers feel the same way as we do.

[Angel Fox]

Very much so a turn off ughhhh some men Don't know any better ! They forget they have an asshole or something lol

[DallasRain]

I like to give most of my guys a bubblebath before playtime....make sure EVERYTHING is clean

[annie@christophers]

Mother of God people bathe!!! Yall can't be making this smelly people epidemic up cause I swear there are like 3 threads within 2 weeks...I suggest ya sniff out who the leader of the smelly culprits is (as it HAS GOT TO BE SOME CONSPIRACY ) In all my years here I have NEVER..and I mean NEVER..seen or by the grace of God SMELLED anything like what so many describing. Ugh...

[disilene]

Well....we must admit...we have made progress. I haven't read a thread about anyone leaving skidmarks on the sheets in awhile, LMAO!

That was the funniest thread I think I have read in my whole experience as a hobbyist. Right up there with BP London who shit herself while giving head...and blew the toilet up so bad it wouldn't even flush!

[bayoucadillac]

Originally Posted by disilene

Well....we must admit...we have made progress. I haven't read a thread about anyone leaving skidmarks on the sheets in awhile, LMAO!

That was the funniest thread I think I have read in my whole experience as a hobbyist. Right up there with BP London who shit herself while giving head...and blew the toilet up so bad it wouldn't even flush!

Dislene, lets just go back to it then, it happened to Alexia69 at that Hotel Modern in New Orleans, which is a dump......at first I though it was a load of crap but it is a funny story.

[annie@christophers]

What people will share here. I feel rather blessed to bear witness to such intimate details as ones ability to fart on que and other Lil gems of that nature. Yes we have indeed made progress! Let's not tell them that we almost caught that wiley mod who certainly could have helped them with as swift a justice as he just laid down on the heathens on the WTF thread. I feel it might anger one dealing with the awful smelly people. It of course though was your fault he got away...I clearly said and I quote! Quick grab him disilene. I will say no more on the matter. I just feel terrible for the poor things. OK I'm off... very funny thread...lol

[DallasRain]

Hiya Annie....nice to have you here for breakfast...lol

I could & should write a book on my adventures with this subject!

Soap and water has been around a longgggggg time...use it...lol

[Angel Fox]

So I'm not the only one omgggg lol shitter & a skidder