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Originally Posted by OldSarge
Now wait a minute, don't all of you jump to conclusions..... Buckskin never once said he was looking for a FEMALE first mate.
Everyone knows Gilligan was a boy!
LOL!
JK JK JK Buck.
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...in that case, something like this is bound to happen:
[last lines]
Sarge: Oh no you don't! Buck, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Buck: Why not?
Sarge: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Buck: Doesn't matter.
Sarge: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Buck: I don't care.
Sarge: Well, I have a terrible past. For a while now, I've been hosting monthly poke-her parties!
Buck: I forgive you.
Sarge:
[tragically] I can never have children!
Buck: We can adopt some.
Sarge: But you don't understand, Buck! Ohh...
[Sarge finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Sarge:
[normal voice] I'm a man!
Buck:
[shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!
[Sarge looks on with disbelief as Buckskin continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]