LMFAO - A definite first for me....

[mriley000]

Was just at a sugarbabies house today, both naked, in standing doggie, 10 minutes into the action, when her BF comes home unexpectedly.



Luckily this is New Orleans, and there is an escape door into the backyard from most every BR. She runs up front of house naked to keep him busy, while I grab my stuff and try to go backdoor action. LMFAO.

But the lock is stuck, and I am trying to hold a bunch of clothes while struggling with the lock. She comes running back into the BR, and helps me with the lock, throws open the door and literally shoves me out, cause he is coming.

Not my preferred method of backdoor action, but better than getting caught fucking someone else's woman. In my haste, I even grabbed her panties by accident.

So now I dont want to walk around the side of the shotgun house and out their front gate, in case he goes back to the front of the house looking towards the street. So I hop their side fence, ripping my pants in the process. Here I am with shredded pants, like the principal Mr. Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. All that was missing was the Rottweiler dog in the back yard.

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[CRISTY-CUPPS]

This does not sound like a good time to me! wouldnt you rather stick to providers where there is no chance of this happening? you could get hurt

[April Cox]

No one under the age of 30 is going to understand this reference.

Thank for always sharing your personal exploits, even when no one asks.

[mriley000]

Wow. Two bummer comments. I experienced it. While at the time I was freaking out, in retrospect I find the experience really very comical. Sorry you dont. To each his/her own.

And for those under 30, if you never saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off, watch it. Hillarious satire. You will thank me (Danke Schoen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlfQUtCvfQ0

[trainwreck+]

Fifty years ago in a very exotic city in the Middle East, I (once) had to do a ledge crawl five stories up because the lady's boyfriend came home earlier than expected. Only from one apartment to the next, and then safely out, but it was a long, long way down.

Glad you got away with only torn pants.

[johnathan]

Lol..I want to be like you when I grow up.

[keri2114]

Ahh Riley that is funny! I can even picture you doing doing it. And although you weren't able to finish at least you have another story.. Lol

[stavinChain]

Good story Riley. Ignore the nattering nabobs. (Google that, Ms April)

[billtrum]

Nice work! You know how to move when needed!

[disilene]

Too funny, I enjoy hearing your comical stories unlike the 2 idiots that first posted.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by disilene

Too funny, I enjoy hearing your comical stories unlike the 2 idiots that first posted.

Well that's not nice of you disilene

[disilene]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Well that's not nice of you disilene

Wasn't meant to be.

Guy tells a hilarious story and two people try to shit all over it. That wasn't nice either.

[SknyDiva]

Originally Posted by disilene

Wasn't meant to be.

Guy tells a hilarious story and two people try to shit all over it. That wasn't nice either.

Only mrriley can allow someone to shit on the story: but you did so anyway .pick on me; I ain't ruined it so far have I ??

[pornodave69]

Well hopefully she didn't have a gun and scorching case of herpes.

[albundy]

mriley000, you are living an extraordinary life! 152(!) reviews and banging out some guy's girlfriend? Then you get to do the clichéd comedy movie escape too! Did the guy see you? I'm guessing, no. Was she hot?

Great story, man! Funny shit.