hey there funnels ...gonna dip a ...cock ...in the puddle here and see who ...nibbles
...plastic man is always lookin fer ...ways ...to give back and how better to do that ...than a charity auction! ...sweeeeeeeet
...heres the rules so simple even an ...ol jimmie can follow along
...funnels name yer price and the ...high ...bid wins an hour long date with ...plastic man!
...four percent of the ...winning bid will be donated to the cause of yer choice ...the remaining goes to ...administrative fees
...now heres the bestest part ...if a jimmie wants to watch ...they can bid fer that!
...good luck and let the bidding begin at 200 jimmie bucks!