Dara-Malaika
Dara-Malaika
Join Date: Jul 25, 2011
Location: Austin
My Showcase
My Showcase
My ShowCase - Texas - North and East
Posts: 1,133
My ECCIE Reviews
$400! That sounds about right!
Let's break it down. Here we go.
Let's talk- $ Burner Cell Phone $19.00 plus airtime ?
Internet Access- to log on to site to post ads, keep up with Whispers, Toyz, RR & SL postings. $43.99
Research sites for screening. $
Batteries for Tazer incase I run into BSC people.
Bullets for 9 mm. Same reason as above.
Get to the appt- Gas $1.99 per gallon $8.00 round trip.
Should I pop up a tent in the backyard for our session? Nice Incall & bills. $1,200.00
Now to get ready for appt. Ladies need to spend $ on:
Hair-straightener, hair extensions, mousse, hair spray
Lingerie
Make-up
Nails $50.00 includes pedicure.
BSC douche
Enema & anti-diarrhea medicine for Grecian visits.
Mustache Wax $10.00
Buttbleach
Weed whacker to trim the bush.
A girls gotta eat. $7.99
Taco Bell, or Popeyes, or Whataburger.
Fuck like a porn star energy drink. $3.99
Feeling nervous? Feeling guilty? Here have a glass of wine.
Cheap Alcohol/wine $19.00/ 6 $3.00 per glass
Head to the bedroom. Round 1.
Condoms $25.99/24
Round 2. Freshen up and bring the toys out!
Mouth wash + toothpaste
Borrowing toys must include a $3.00 charge includes vibrators, butt plugs, whips & chains.
We all know adult toys are not cheap so you must contribute to the toyz fund.
What you don't want to go back home/work smelling like Badussy? (BootyDick&Pussy)
That's right. Hop in the shower.
Shower=shampoos & conditioner & body wash $15.00
Of course you don't want to use that towel that Joe Shmo wiped his nuts and ass with yesterday.
Fresh towels=detergent, softener, dryer sheets $35.00
Fucked your brains out of course you're thirsty.
Water $4.00 for a pack of 24
And let's not forget the $ for the jaws of life rental incase SL gets stuck in my bath tub again!
Losing my only 2 hobby friends and any future friends because of this posting. #priceless