TCB on your first visit.

[Poetray]

Today I tried to go visit a peach,

Who was peddled to me by a Blowpop,

But the encounter remained out of reach,

Leaving her sitting at the coffee shop.



Many reviews, yet still I had worry,

They told me the picture’s not how she looks,

But was it not strange? We’re my eyes blurry?

Was somebody fishing, baiting their hooks?



Am I too cautious, was this not too brave?

She wanted to ask me way too early,

To mention details of things that I crave,

I still do not know who you are, girly.



My question to you is ‘when should one speak-

Explicitly stating that which they seek?

[Space Cowboy]

I stumbled upon this poetray
and if I may,
I'll find the words to say

Go fuck peach sexy, she enjoys that shit. And quit being a , ah nevermind, carry on. Ciao

[Poetray]

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

...internally, he hates michael Sam for coming out when he cant?

Or... because he had his manhood questioned when he was pranked once.

All you do is talk sh@&,
Claim to be a novelist,
This is how I spit,
Don't mean I am a stylist.

[TheAntichrist666]

I admire the writings of Poetray ...
His style is unique and one of a kind ...
The ladies love him because he is great ...
Hobbyists with poetic skills are hard to find ...

[GlobeSpotter]

Don't mention a lick

Until she's sucked your dick

[Russ38]

Hickory dickory dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest on some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock
Andrew Dice Clay

[Guest021817-2]

I farted......

[Lexieinhouston]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Don't mention a lick

Until she's sucked your dick

Sound advice from the Spotter of Globe,
I'm sure you well know he's a man in the know.

So darling Poetray, is this really true?
You missed the sweet peach fuzz that was meant today for you?

If tis true, I'm sure I'm sure all the angels in heaven,
are disappointed to see Miss Peach won't be sonnet no. 7.




~

[rockerrick]

So let me get this straight, you were supposed to see peachysexy a provider with 88 reviews, and you pussed out because you're fucking paranoid?
Hahahahahahaha

[JustMeCLTXGG]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

So let me get this straight, you were supposed to see peachysexy a provider with 88 reviews, and you passed out because you're fucking paranoid?
Hahahahahahaha

so wait...let me get this straight...nah, nevermind

FYI, houston already has a resident asshole. you trying to supplant someone? or just join the ranks?

if he wasn't feeling it he wasn't. nothing to be a dick about. reviews are a measure not a guarantee.

[jerky]

Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG

so wait...let me get this straight...nah, nevermind

FYI, houston already has a resident asshole. you trying to supplant someone? or just join the ranks?

if he wasn't feeling it he wasn't. nothing to be a dick about. reviews are a measure not a guarantee.

amen

[rockerrick]

A bunch of pussies!
Sorry you sniveling whiners think I'm new around here.
But that would be you, not me
Hey dummies what would the purpose of this site and the verification process be about? lol
It's about information so you don't have to be wusses.

So glad a wuss newb feels he knows enough to give me advice, now crawl back in your hole.

[JustMeCLTXGG]

ha! dude the more you post the worse you look. our resident asses have nothing to worry about.

I would give you an FYI on how to respond better but personally I'm not a fan of them.

we can all read dates (at least I think so). where did anyone claim you were new? I know you can take your bans like a big boy and you can thread rage and lose control (maybe a hulk avatar would be more appropriate). if anyone has to explain to you about what a guarantee is then you are the dummy. no one else. btw, what do we need the alert section for again? everything is verified right? there is reviews right? (in case you can't pick up on it, stated with sarcasm)

[jerky]

Tonights entertainment is provided courtesy of rockerrick! Enjoy the show!

[rockerrick]

99% of alerts on providers are BP or freshley off BP and posting in the WW. Go ahead and continue being a pussy, as for me I actually hobby, and don't need advice from a fucking newb.
Maybe you can convince others to be a big pussy?

Go to alerts and fetch me one case of a Eccie Verified Provider being Law Enforcement.
Go ahead, I'll wait for you to prove you're righteous in being a pussy!
Boards been here approximately 6 years, surely you'll be able to find one? :sarcasm: