Lets have some sabbath day fun

[Toyz]

I'm getting ready to go enjoy this magnificent ATX spring like day, but thought we could have some funz before I head out.

So lets see what fun signs you can find to post here!!

Is your pussy feeling loose? Are you constantly asking your clients "is it in yet"? Have those gurgling "pussy farts" at embarrassing 3 way moments?

Don't worry, help if available



No incall? No Problem...




All Rump Rangers can celebrate!



Home sites now being offered at the cross streets...just take Mopac to Anal Way and take a left at the curve in the road.



Hoogar co-op. Finally the hotels are starting to get it! Actually MARKETING their hoogars for more foot traffic. "Coming next week to the Vagina Triangle Motel 6 its Mary Jane Rotten Crotch! MJ will be doing doubles with Billie Sue Nasty Snatch for a limited time.



But alas, gone are the days of open room availability. Changing those 3 spooges filled sheets out on a daily basis was driving down the profit margins.



So have some fun. Its YOUR forum, enjoy itl Laugh, tease, talk. This hobby is supposed to be fun goddamnit, have some fun.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Ok Toyz, so I didn't actually read this post...

but I was always the kid who obliged the loner (honest truth) spinning the carousel wheel while trying to jump on it, while everyone else was too busy stoning the squirrels.

Don't ever say I never did anything for you.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Look you and I can use the same bathroom now!

Equality is a mothafucker.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Look you and I can use the same bathroom now!

Equality is a mothafucker.

That's the Tranny Friendly potty EBJ?

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Toyz

That's the Tranny Friendly potty EBJ?

YESS! I'm trying to tell you!

Handcap lush friendly too.

I said U aNd I.

Now if I can just get a TY.

"That's a unity"

Works Cited:


#BHM

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Stop changing your sig pic.

I like this one! lol

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Toyz

EBJ?

WTF is wrong with you?

It's EBL now.

Ebony. Bitch. Love.


OK?

[Toyz]

One week you are a guy trollin' for poon...
The next week you are a tranny going AC/DC...
Now you are sellin' poon!

How the fuck do you expect me to keep UP???

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Toyz

One week you are a guy trollin' for poon...
The next week you are a tranny going AC/DC...
Now you are sellin' poon!

How the fuck do you expect me to keep UP???

What? I don't follow.

Going back to torture squirrels now.

I forgot why people don't play with you.
You bring out the worst in them.

Thats why they torture squirrels.

#MadBehindToyz.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Stop changing your sig pic.

I like this one! lol

The deep philosophical meaning within the changing SIG lines is to poke fun at those that actually think anyone reads their silly little pontifications at the bottom of the page that they labored over for hours...tweaking font...changing colors for dramatic impact...tempting to bestow wisdom on a bunch of hoogars, pimps, mongers, minions and hangars on.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

No for real I was just trying to play along with you.

But I swear I get some bad juju from you.

You always turn it into some other shit and it feels harmful and destructive (honestly that's the vibe I get from you).

Believe it or not I'm pretty sensitive.
Not that I'm all boo-hoo all the time, but that I SENSE things.

Am I wrong here or do you really have hateful feelings towards me?
I don't really get that from many others.

Just asking.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

What? I don't follow.

Going back to torture squirrels now.

I forgot why people don't play with you.
You bring out the worst in them.

Thats why they torture squirrels.

#MadBehindToyz.

See what I mean?

I play with her and her feelings get hurt...

Sorry.

And they torture squirrels because they are mean people.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

No for real I was just trying to play along with you.

But I swear I get some bad juju from you.

You always turn it into some other shit and it feels harmful and destructive (honestly that's the vibe I get from you).

Believe it or not I'm pretty sensitive.
Not that I'm all boo-hoo all the time, but that I SENSE things.

Am I wrong here or do you really have hateful feelings towards me?
I don't really get that from many others.

Just asking.

Actually last week I told some that I thought you were good for the board but that I couldn't tease you because your feelings get hurt.

You asked...

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by Toyz

See what I mean?

I play with her and her feelings get hurt...

Sorry.

totally accepted.

but here is the thing, if i get to clowning on myself, potential clients most likely will just take it as oh she's joking. but when you do it they might take what you say at face value.

i still have a business to run here.

you feel me?

you know the truth is i am a youthful, early 30's, very desirable, born a woman, with current pics provider.

now please act like it.

thanks in advance.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

you feel me?

Not yet...and you do have some big titties.

Honestly I think you underestimate the audiences ability to ferret out when I'm playing and when I'm serious.

But just so we don't cross that path again...you make no reference to your gender change and neither will I.

(((J/K...as far as I know EJB has always been a girl)))