Screening training for new Providers?

[muffin101]

Dunno if you ladies already have something like this in Infoshare/Powder-Room

Nothing sucks worse than not getting compensated/getting the donation for the services.

Wait......, actually a lot more shit could be worse in this hobby of ours, but getting tricked out of a donation is a pretty bad feeling.

I was wondering if we could share stories of ways that guys may have tried to trick y'all in the past.

Anything from saying&phrasing things in a certain way.....

To excuses for breaking away and intentionally shorting the ladies (for their time of course)

[bored@home]

Does this fall into the screening bucket or alert worthy thieves???
Since the new year is around the bend and I am retiring my move...here you go

After the deed is done and getting dressed I begin running around the room flailing my arms, thrusting the air, and screaming "good god, i have a powerful lust for red salmon" By this point most are dazed and confused at the display. I follow up with "is this your card?" from the deck I magically produce. After they examine the card they never picked and say no... BLAM!!! smoke pellet!
I scream "for my next impression; Jesse Owens" and I'm out only leaving a B@H shaped hole in the door and the "wrong" playing card as a keep sake.

60% of the time, it works every time....metal doors are a bitch

[muffin101]

Lol, off to a great start

[OldGrump]

While reading that, I thought Robin Williams had been reincarnated.

Bored, I'm surprised it only works 60% of the time. Maybe if you didn't try it twice on the same lady.

I tried faking a heart attack once. I got the shit shocked out of me. Now I pay up front.

[koseylee]

Lmao OBSG

[muffin101]

Lol, stay on topic y'all, quit cracking jokes!!!