Naked Man arrested with mouse inside where?

[Toreador_one]

What is PETA's position on this?

And... makes you wonder if he upcharged the mouse!!!

NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.
Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.
Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse…hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.”
The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith, or whether the rodent was alive.
Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...naked-arrestee

[kerwil62]

Sick muthafucka couldn't find a gerbil. LMAO!!!!!

[Wayward]

Sounds like this could lead to Armageddon It goes without saying that I'm a sick bastard and a fundamentally flawed human being but this topic never stops being funny to me.

[Prowordsmith]

Why call this guy a sick bastard?
The mouse who went along with the deal obviously had some low self-esteem issues!

[dearhunter]

Don't be judging the mouse.......it just wanted to snuggle.

[Seedy]

Sick mfer must have been a newbie, starting with mice and working his way up to gerbles and hamsters. There are some real sick sons of bitches out there. This is realy some funny shit.

[macksback]

RBJ should be outraged.

[pyramider]

Not a sick fucker . . . just a cheap fucker. Mice cost more than gerbils.

[O'Mike]

Article has a correction.

Computer Mouse, not of the air breathing, warm blooded variety.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by O'Mike

Article has a correction.

Computer Mouse, not of the air breathing, warm blooded variety.

Okay, how would Bill Gates feel? Would the tracking ball give a better feel than mice feet?

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Would the tracking ball give a better feel than mice feet?

Nah, it will go up farther, because it has a longer "tail" for extraction ....

.. that is if the muscles do not contract too much.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

f'ckn gross, and coming from me that's saying something

[Captain Gus]

You guys are TFF;

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

He's like Capt. Kirk... going where no rodent has gone before.

[rwksl]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Nah, it will go up farther, because it has a longer "tail" for extraction ....

.. that is if the muscles do not contract too much.

LL, how do you know so much about this?