At the GOBC meeting this week, we got into a lively intellectual debate about the words hoodrat and ho respectively. Since there seemed to be a lot of misinformation out there I figured we could start a threAD here to help understand those terms a little better. I decided to start at the bottom with hoodrat going first.
The following things don't necessarily make one a hoodrat but they are a clear indication, likewise one doesn't need to have all characteristics just a few...
All of the following are real life things that are documented as being true and real
- Drink of choice is RedBull or contains RedBull
- The floor of your incall is so filthy repeat visitors wear black socks when they visit you because they don't want to throw away any more white ones
- Your showcase pictures show the bottom of your feet and they are as black as coal (and you aren't AA)
- Your incall has no running water
- Your incall has no functioning toilet
- Your idea of a toilet is a bucket on a chair
- There is a turd in the toilet of your incall
- You have a spit bag
- You use any spit recepticle more than once
- You spit on the floor
- You clean up between dates with a baby wipe
- You only have dry baby wipes for any clean up at all
- You clean up with a paper towel
- You clean up more than once with the same towel
- Your bed has permanent wet spots
- Dried cum is the only thing holding your couch together
- BBGreek is on the menu, generally without an upcharge
- You hobby on your period with FS knowingly
- Your kids are at your incall during dates
- Your thug BF is at your incall during dates
- You take selfies with turds in the toilet
- You take selfies with drug paraphernalia visible
- You take selfies with your thug BF/pimp clearly visible in the backround
- All of your ads are posted at noon because thats when you wake up
- You advertise as 420 friendly
- You ask clients to pick you up Newport 100's on their way
- You tell clients, "if you want to use a condom you need to bring one"
- You hobby with open untreated sores/wounds
- You "fall asleep" while giving BJs
- You play gangsta rap at your incall during dates with elderly guys
- Your date has just arrived, booked for an hour, your phone rings and you tell your next date the address and to "just give you a couple minutes"
- You leave cum in your hair like its styling gel
- You allow DATY immediately after a date which included a creampie
- You use so many symbols in your ads that nobody over the age of 23 can decode them
- Jailhouse tats
- Tats with misspelled words
- You introduce clients to your mom
- You hobby on your mom's bed
- You hobby on your kid's bed
- You forgo buying food in lieu of smokes and energy drinks
- You have willingly and knowlingly licked an ass with dingleberries
- When a client asks to freshen up upon his arrival you tell him not to bother
- You spell the word "what" without using the H. "Wats up?"
- You post pictures with cash fanned out like a gangster
- Usually this cash amounts to less than $300
I'm sure you can add many more, please feel free to do so.
Your thoughts, if any?
What qualifies as a hoodrat
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