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DallasRain · 10-24-2010, 07:29 PM

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

Cute dog. Does it have a phone number?
This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.

ADD YOURS.............

London Rayne · 10-24-2010, 10:51 PM

"Girl you got a butt like an onion, because every time I look at the thing it brings tears to my eyes." Sorry that's all I got. I have not had a guy use a line on me since I became a guaranteed thing lol.

rrabbit6926 · 10-25-2010, 12:50 AM

My cousin used this once during spring break and it worked " Girl do you have a quarter, my mom told me to call her when I found the ONE!"

bluffcityguy · 10-25-2010, 06:37 AM

Ah, nothing like the classics:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

[Drop an ice cube so it shatters on the floor] Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

And lastly, a forum-specific one:
Are you from Tennessee? [Yes/No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!

But if you Google "bad pick up lines" you'll get a metric boatload of hits, many of them webpages listing bad pick up lines by the dozens.

Cheers,

bcg

London Rayne · 10-25-2010, 10:22 AM

LMAO!

SlowHand49 · 10-25-2010, 10:39 AM

Have you ever played leap frog naked?

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

naughtynatale · 10-25-2010, 01:41 PM

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

MR KINKY · 10-25-2010, 01:55 PM

1) Let's play house you can be the door and I can slam you from behind.
2) You must be tierd girl because you been running through my mind all day.

SlowHand49 · 10-25-2010, 06:41 PM

Actually, I can see Natale's sig line working as a pickup line:

"A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist."

Make that impossible to resist, for some of us . . .

DallasRain · 10-25-2010, 10:03 PM

quote---1) Let's play house you can be the door and I can slam you from behind.

wooohooooooo yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss

naughtynatale · 10-25-2010, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlowHand49

Actually, I can see Natale's sig line working as a pickup line:

"A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist."

Make that impossible to resist, for some of us . . .

I try babe.

London Rayne · 10-26-2010, 10:41 AM

"You know what would look good on you?" "ME."

"Do you have any Italian in ya...want some?"

Men lol!

bluffcityguy · 10-26-2010, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by London Rayne

"You know what would look good on you?" "ME."

"Damn, those clothes look good on you. But I think they'd look better on my bedroom floor."

Cheers,

bcg

Murf76 · 10-26-2010, 03:02 PM

A quote from a Dave Mason song....Do your legs ever get tired from running through my mind????

Abe Normal · 10-26-2010, 03:35 PM

"Get in the truck, bitch" works for me