Need an intern!!!
I have not posted for a while. Being a 500+ pound man I am appalled by the comments on this board.. Good looks are a blessing, I condemn anyone to be in my position were I can only roll were I need to be. Rolling in my everyday life is not easy. Rolling to get a pack a smokes. Do you know how hard it is to smoke and roll!! It is hard. Damn you haters!!!! When I get in a provider situation… I am shy….So I start by making whale sounds. I like to do this instead of texting. It sounds like awwwwwwww bwaaaaaa. Then I get the room number. I roll to her place. And after she vomits..We have sex…Then I roll away
The point is; I am looking for a live-in maid/housekeeper/domestic who enjoys unfolding layers of blubber and cleaning crevasses. Oh yea, I like to drink J Like a whale excretes his business. My pores secrete huge amounts of lard. My last intern last month was amazing, but died of a heart attack
Hope to hear new interns for this position
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