How about a laugh

[saddletramp]

This thread was started in Austin by Still Looking and I thought it was funny so I copied it here.

SL'S BP Code Words

1) Beautiful: Butt Ugly
2) Ask for: Managed
3) Exotic: Black
4) Cute: Can’t get a waitress job
5) Wanting more: You have no chance of getting anything other than your cash taken
6) Hot: Scary looking
7) Well reviewed: Works truck stops can’t get calls on ECCIE
8) Your #1 choice: If you want to get fucked… this is your girl
9) Thick: Lard ass
10) Smoking Hot: Fake pictures
11) 5 Star: hookers don’t have stars… flake
12) Bombshell: Lard ass that doesn’t know she is fat
13) New in town: Same provider with new pictures … check phone number
14) 18 year old college student: Are you an idiot?
15) 100% Guaranteed: Guaranteed to fuck you over
16) Sexy Latina: Fat Hispanic chick
17) BBW: If you called every other ad… WTF why not
18) Treat Yourself: Fake pictures could be a TS
19) Out Call Specials: Pimp Scam
20) Amazing Curves: Lard Ass with bizarre figure
21) Up Scale: $20 street walker posts an AD
22) Voluptuous: Older Lard Ass… wears a dress
23) Classy:Text only and needs you to pick up condoms, smokes and energy drinks
24) Up Late: Agency / Pimp using fake pictures hopes to rob you if you show up
25) Honest, Real Pictures: Nobody is that stupid... are you?
26) Its me or its free:"that was me 10,years and 40# ago"
27) No surprises:"Covered everything"
28)No Haggling:"my service sucks and I don't want to hear about it after"
29) Young:"In dog years"
30) Fetish Friendly:"IMA Gunna up charge your ass to oblivion"
31) Up late: I might return a call/text if I'm not too drunk or drugged out
31) Short-notice availability: I'll come see you, but I'll still have some other guys cum on me somewhere
32) Discreet: I'll occasionally send texts of my naked pics unsolicited
33) Juicy: Fat chick that hasn't bathed

[2wheels2fun]

Originally Posted by saddletramp

33) Juicy: Fat chick that hasn't bathed

EWWWWW........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZi0V6hdEcc

[Ginger Doll]

Lol SaddleTramp! Good stuff!

I feel like I should contribute.

Keeping with the theme of BackPage... Here's my toilet picture.

[Worldtravler]

SL puts out some funny shit.

[hogmanjones]

Go Hogs!!

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by hogmanjones

Go Hogs!!

Something told me I might get your support... Maybe it was your handle. Lol

[Sidinman78]

That's one fine bathroom!

[theotherguy1]

I was looking at the legs so hard that I missed that there was a bathroom in the shot. I figure if you look at them long enough, they will spread for you.

[hogmanjones]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Something told me I might get your support... Maybe it was your handle. Lol

The Hogman loves a Hoggirl...

[saddletramp]

[QUOTE=Ginger Doll;1055716598]Lol SaddleTramp! Good stuff!

I thought it was pretty funny myself. I almost blew tea out my nose when I read the list but only because I could relate to a couple of the term descriptions in the list from personal experience.