Using BP can be challenging...

[Still Looking]

Yes using BP can be challenging. As a public service I thought I'd help out by sharing some code words to make it a little easier to use. Once you use these, going through BP will be a snap. Good luck out there and hobby safe!

SL'S BP Code Words

1) Beautiful: Butt Ugly
2) Ask for: Managed
3) Exotic: Black
4) Cute: Can’t get a waitress job
5) Wanting more: You have no chance of getting anything other than your cash taken
6) Hot: Scary looking
7) Well reviewed: Works truck stops can’t get calls on ECCIE
8) Your #1 choice: If you want to get fucked… this is your girl
9) Thick: Lard ass
10) Smoking Hot: Fake pictures
11) 5 Star: hookers don’t have stars… flake
12) Bombshell: Lard ass that doesn’t know she is fat
13) New in town: Same provider with new pictures … check phone number
14) 18 year old college student: Are you an idiot?
15) 100% Guaranteed: Guaranteed to fuck you over
16) Sexy Latina: Fat Hispanic chick
17) BBW: If you called every other ad… WTF why not
18) Treat Yourself: Fake pictures could be a TS
19) Out Call Specials: Pimp Scam
20) Amazing Curves: Lard Ass with bizarre figure
21) Up Scale: $20 street walker posts an AD
22) Voluptuous: Older Lard Ass… wears a dress
23) Classy:Text only and needs you to pick up condoms, smokes and energy drinks
24) Up Late: Agency / Pimp using fake pictures hopes to rob you if you show up
25) Honest, Real Pictures: Nobody is that stupid... are you?

[atx33man]

3b) Mixed - Africa American

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by atx33man

3b) Mixed - Africa American

Its me or its free-"that was me 10,years and 40# ago"

No surprises-"Covered everything"

No Haggling-"my service sucks and I don't want to hear about it after"

Young-"In dog years"

Festish Friendly-"IMA Gunna up charge your ass to oblivion"

Soooo much true in your post SL I can barely laugh from nodding "YES"...

[RovingGeek]

Considering I was just in California I'll add a few more here:

Up late - I might return a call/text if I'm not too drunk or drugged out
Short-notice availability - I'll come see you, but I'll still have some other guys cum on me somewhere
Discreet - I'll occasionally send texts of my naked pics unsolicited

Thread title brought a smile to my face for sure.

[bigraiddog]

NBA Policy: My Pimp is African - American and he is afraid if your AA your Dick is bigger than his Dick or in his little Peewee mind you're also a PIMP that will take me away from his Punk Ass.

[Victoria Columbari]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind when posting on there....LMAO

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Yes using BP can be challenging. As a public service I thought I'd help out by sharing some code words to make it a little easier to use. Once you use these, going through BP will be a snap. Good luck out there and hobby safe!

SL'S BP Code Words

1) Beautiful: Butt Ugly
2) Ask for: Managed
3) Exotic: Black
4) Cute: Can’t get a waitress job
5) Wanting more: You have no chance of getting anything other than your cash taken
6) Hot: Scary looking
7) Well reviewed: Works truck stops can’t get calls on ECCIE
8) Your #1 choice: If you want to get fucked… this is your girl
9) Thick: Lard ass
10) Smoking Hot: Fake pictures
11) 5 Star: hookers don’t have stars… flake
12) Bombshell: Lard ass that doesn’t know she is fat
13) New in town: Same provider with new pictures … check phone number
14) 18 year old college student: Are you an idiot?
15) 100% Guaranteed: Guaranteed to fuck you over
16) Sexy Latina: Fat Hispanic chick
17) BBW: If you called every other ad… WTF why not
18) Treat Yourself: Fake pictures could be a TS
19) Out Call Specials: Pimp Scam
20) Amazing Curves: Lard Ass with bizarre figure
21) Up Scale: $20 street walker posts an AD
22) Voluptuous: Older Lard Ass… wears a dress
23) Classy:Text only and needs you to pick up condoms, smokes and energy drinks
24) Up Late: Agency / Pimp using fake pictures hopes to rob you if you show up
25) Honest, Real Pictures: Nobody is that stupid... are you?
26) Its me or its free:"that was me 10,years and 40# ago"
27) No surprises:"Covered everything"
28)No Haggling:"my service sucks and I don't want to hear about it after"
29) Young:"In dog years"
30) Fetish Friendly:"IMA Gunna up charge your ass to oblivion"
31) Up late: I might return a call/text if I'm not too drunk or drugged out
31) Short-notice availability: I'll come see you, but I'll still have some other guys cum on me somewhere
32) Discreet: I'll occasionally send texts of my naked pics unsolicited

[playingnthedark]

Don't forget CLEAN FEET :-))

[cckid2006]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I always hate this one and have no idea what it means:

Juicy = ?????

Maybe some of you ladies that use this term to describe yourself can explain how this is suppose to turn me on?

[Still Looking]

SL'S BP Code Words

1) Beautiful: Butt Ugly
2) Ask for: Managed
3) Exotic: Black
4) Cute: Can’t get a waitress job
5) Wanting more: You have no chance of getting anything other than your cash taken
6) Hot: Scary looking
7) Well reviewed: Works truck stops can’t get calls on ECCIE
8) Your #1 choice: If you want to get fucked… this is your girl
9) Thick: Lard ass
10) Smoking Hot: Fake pictures
11) 5 Star: hookers don’t have stars… flake
12) Bombshell: Lard ass that doesn’t know she is fat
13) New in town: Same provider with new pictures … check phone number
14) 18 year old college student: Are you an idiot?
15) 100% Guaranteed: Guaranteed to fuck you over
16) Sexy Latina: Fat Hispanic chick
17) BBW: If you called every other ad… WTF why not
18) Treat Yourself: Fake pictures could be a TS
19) Out Call Specials: Pimp Scam
20) Amazing Curves: Lard Ass with bizarre figure
21) Up Scale: $20 street walker posts an AD
22) Voluptuous: Older Lard Ass… wears a dress
23) Classy:Text only and needs you to pick up condoms, smokes and energy drinks
24) Up Late: Agency / Pimp using fake pictures hopes to rob you if you show up
25) Honest, Real Pictures: Nobody is that stupid... are you?
26) Its me or its free:"that was me 10,years and 40# ago"
27) No surprises:"Covered everything"
28)No Haggling:"my service sucks and I don't want to hear about it after"
29) Young:"In dog years"
30) Fetish Friendly:"IMA Gunna up charge your ass to oblivion"
31) Up late: I might return a call/text if I'm not too drunk or drugged out
31) Short-notice availability: I'll come see you, but I'll still have some other guys cum on me somewhere
32) Discreet: I'll occasionally send texts of my naked pics unsolicited
33) Juicy: Fat chick that hasn't bathed

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by playingnthedark

Don't forget CLEAN FEET :-))

A new industry standard!

[Still Looking]

Any others that I have forgotten?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Any others that I have forgotten?

*"Tested Regularly"....{{{WHEH! Dodged another one}}}
*"MILF"...{{{Major Ingrained Life Flaws}}}
*"Girl Next Door"...{{{who has been locked in the attic cause people run away screaming when they see her}}}
*SMALL BBW....{{{Not only fat, but extremely short too}}}
*"NO PIMPS"...{{{'Cause I am one, dumbass}}}

[cckid2006]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Any others that I have forgotten?

Thought Juicy meant something like that!

[stevejones1969]

Mature - not that old but look like I am because I bang 15 guys a day, or, I am really 62 and my pussy is now huge because I have been banging 15 guys a day.

Only staying a short while - staying until someone outs me for using fake pics, running with the money, noticing my warts or that I am a tranny.