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06-19-2014, 12:59 AM
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Funniest Reviews...
Well, after a long while and a recent bump, the review thread below has been closed. 
It's still one of the funniest reviews I've ever read!
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=290186
Any other nominees?
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06-19-2014, 08:35 AM
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I will throw my most embarrassing review in the ring. http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=655880
Enjoy the disaster and follow up comments.
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06-19-2014, 09:18 AM
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While the topic, and the OP's selection, is worthy, this seems an odd place to host this discussion - half the population can't read what's being discussed. Maybe better as a ML topic.
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06-19-2014, 10:30 AM
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I remember you telling me this horror/comical story. I'm just thankful you and "lil spieler" decided to hang around and meet some more lovely ladies! :-)... The ziploc bag comment still makes me LOL!!
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06-19-2014, 10:46 AM
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Oh come on I can usually get the gist of what happened in the review based on comments... it only takes a few extra brain cells.
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06-19-2014, 11:12 AM
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Both of these contributions are a riot. Keep them coming. Please.
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06-19-2014, 12:39 PM
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Von and net, made my day. Lmao. Can't wait to see more.
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06-24-2014, 12:25 AM
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While the topic, and the OP's selection, is worthy, this seems an odd place to host this discussion - half the population can't read what's being discussed. Maybe better as a ML topic.
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Good point, JY! If any ladies have funny stories, without divulging anything identifying or sensitive, love to hear them! What's the funniest thing that's happened to you on a 'date'?
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06-24-2014, 01:02 AM
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Hahaha ok I'll bite.
Was riding a client who was fingering my booty and as sometimes happened I let out a little gas lol....
Buuuut.... it felt wet. My mind immediately said " hmmm was that sex moisture wetness or did I shart?"
So I look behind me on the bed and my blind ass saw something brown
" omg babe I'm sorry babe I had an accident"
He is cool as a cucumber and didn't care , he stayed still while I went to grab a towel.
I get back to the bed to clean my "shart" and see that it's actually
A FUCKING PENNY THAT ENDED UP ON THE BED!!!!
Never laughed so hard with a client ever!
Lots of money shot jokes that night!
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06-24-2014, 01:06 AM
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Lol nikki
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06-24-2014, 09:20 AM
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I've heard ladies refer to their "moneymaker," Nikki, but I didn't know they could actually give change!
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06-24-2014, 09:43 AM
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I get back to the bed to clean my "shart" and see that it's actually
A FUCKING PENNY THAT ENDED UP ON THE BED!!!!
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Now that's funny as sh!t 
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06-24-2014, 09:46 AM
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I've heard ladies refer to their "moneymaker," Nikki, but I didn't know they could actually give change!
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Now that's funny as sh!t |
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06-24-2014, 10:27 AM
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Hey Nikki a penny for your thoughts......:mf_laughbounce2 :
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06-24-2014, 11:13 AM
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Love u guys lol it was my $199.99 hour special lol.
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