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05-17-2014, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Location: somewhere out there
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Any very nasty PSE things you havent put in a review.
Here's a few from me.
1. One lady took and collected all my condom cum, and CIM deposits and spit them into a hotel cup.........put it in the minifridge as it builded up, microwaved it for about 20 seconds, then poured it all over a blueberry muffin like cinnabun workers do at work the next morning and ate it piece by piece until it was gone.
2. I had one lady warm a bottle of baby oil in the coffee pot that we moved next to the bed so it would stay warm for massage. She told me don't tell anyone cause some guys like complimentary coffee on her meets.
3. One lady allowed me to sleep with my penis in her mouth the entire night. I woke up with a dick sharp as a number 2 pencil. Was hoping to gawd she wouldn't have a nightmare or a dream about her favorite food.
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05-17-2014, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 26, 2009
Location: Somewhere in the S.E. U.S.
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There have been complete PSE dates that I have never done a review on and never will. For example, on one encounter, an actual sex video was made of the date. Also, creampieing is another thing that has not made it into a review.
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05-17-2014, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Sep 18, 2012
Location: New York
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"One lady allowed me to sleep with my penis in her mouth the entire night."
Had one fall asleep for about 2 hours like that. It did feel great...
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05-17-2014, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 17, 2014
Location: Brothel
Posts: 2,057
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A blow up used and the escort. What are abbreviations for that?
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05-17-2014, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 12, 2013
Location: Eastern NE
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Originally Posted by lorde reign
A blow up used and the escort. What are abbreviations for that?
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I have no fucking clue what you're asking, I think you left some words out of your sentences. The first one for sure doesn't make any sense.
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05-17-2014, 11:09 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Feb 17, 2014
Location: Brothel
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A blow up doll and the escort was used at the same time.
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05-18-2014, 02:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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Crap, I can't review, and the client has not reviewed her.
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05-18-2014, 12:31 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Aug 5, 2010
Location: Houston Area
Posts: 6,527
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Once I was offered bare-back Full Serviceat an agency by a new-ish girl . . .which I declined. The session wasn't really that good either. Wrote an otherwise candid review but left out the offer of BBFS. Right after the session I did let the agency mgr know . . .and that girl was gone.
I assume that BBFS is a PSE type of activity . . .I can't really hold up my end of a PSE session anyway. (that's pretty much why I have to pay for sex with pretty young women).
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05-21-2014, 06:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep 19, 2011
Location: oklahoma city
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I once had a session where the provider asked afterwards "will you write a review?", to which I replied "do want all the perverts in Dallas to know what we just did?" We agreed that I shouldn't write a review...
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05-21-2014, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: In your mind
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Tried "ass gaping" during greek. Where one exits her back door and re-enters in rapid fashion until the sphincter just stays open. Did not go well. Make sure she has an enema before this happens or your session will end immediately.
I had a GF that used to like falling asleep with my cock in her mouth.
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05-21-2014, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 23, 2010
Location: Kansas
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Fisting is an activity I don't include in reviews because it's very YMMV
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05-26-2014, 07:30 AM
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Join Date: Nov 4, 2010
Location: houston, tx
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Originally Posted by Cpalmson
There have been complete PSE dates that I have never done a review on and never will. For example, on one encounter, an actual sex video was made of the date. Also, creampieing is another thing that has not made it into a review.
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Was it incidental creampieing?
My juices have streamed down the vaginal cavities of 3 well established providers on this site but it was all condom malfunctions. I reviewed none of them.
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05-26-2014, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: May 7, 2014
Location: Jackson
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Originally Posted by gimme_that
Here's a few from me.
1. One lady took and collected all my condom cum, and CIM deposits and spit them into a hotel cup.........put it in the minifridge as it builded up, microwaved it for about 20 seconds, then poured it all over a blueberry muffin like cinnabun workers do at work the next morning and ate it piece by piece until it was gone.
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Sorry, but that was no "lady".
Feel like someone needs to call nans on a worker eating the muffin. Sounds like speculation at best. I would want to be up and out of there as soon as the "medication" wore off...
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05-26-2014, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 24, 2009
Location: South of the Kennebec
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We were doing anal and the lady came with great vigor. We disengaged and she spun around and put my still covered cock in her mouth and hungrily went to town. I sputtered, "We just had anal!" She looked up, smiled and said, "I have a very clean ass, I want you to know" and continued to make Mr. Happy happy. And this is from a girl who has a reputation for being a "safety girl." Just proves YMMV.
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05-26-2014, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 4, 2010
Location: houston, tx
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Originally Posted by awl4knot
We were doing anal and the lady came with great vigor. We disengaged and she spun around and put my still covered cock in her mouth and hungrily went to town. I sputtered, "We just had anal!" She looked up, smiled and said, "I have a very clean ass, I want you to know" and continued to make Mr. Happy happy. And this is from a girl who has a reputation for being a "safety girl." Just proves YMMV.
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Awesome ass shit!!
(pun intended)
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