The Rectum Stetcher
The Rectum Stretcher
She was flying down the road yesterday 10 miles over the speed limit.
She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side waiting.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car & with that smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry?
To which she replied, I'm late for work.The cop asked what do you do?I'm a rectum stretcher she said.The cop stammered, " A what? and just what does a rectum stretcher do? Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers then three then four then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in & then I slowly stretch , until it's about 6 ft wide.
And just what do you do with a 6ft asshole?he asked.
You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge......
"Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
The look on the cops face Priceless
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