Smart Phone Users

[Poppa_Viagra]

A man received this text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Mark. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. Mine just doesn't work most of the time, but that's no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Mark, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto correct. I meant "WiFi", not "wife" Sorry!!!!!!!!!!.

[Guest061614]

Thanks! I'll get some mileage from this.

[fletch]

damn auto correct....always screws me too

[mr. bad luck]

Hate auto correct, but I turn it off and it's harder to type!

[muffin101]

I hate when I'm Swyping and I would try to Swype the word "Some" it almost get changed to "done" half the time.

Gotta be very precise with those 2 words.