Allergic to the gym ladies?

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Do you also talk in 3rd person Humpty? If you do, you must annoy the shit out of those who are around you.

Nah, just some idiot without better things to do, so he gets another username to have some fun with.

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by HumptyHumper

HaHa! And you big enough to be a third person. You came to the right thread!

Interesting, do tell more

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by HumptyHumper

HaHa! And you big enough to be a third person. You came to the right thread!

Sorry, but that caused a nose bubble.
Fucker!

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[Wakeup]

[Seedy]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Is that the third, or fourth time to ever post lol? Lol

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by seedman55

Is that the third, or fourth time to ever post lol? Lol

He accidentally lol'd via text message to me once

[Guest032117]

I've seen an LOL from him somewhere around here...nearly pissed myself.

LD, you're right, I certainly don't like shame as a motivation for improving ones physical appearance. I was just commenting on the topic of shame in general because it interested me. I apologize for getting a bit off topic in that regard.

SF, I didn't know that suicide rates were higher in those cultures. But damn, in my university days, it was those cultures that ran circles around me while they finished 3 degrees to my one degree in record time. Come graduation time, their families were still disappointed that they weren't doctors or lawyers, and thus the parents didn't invite anyone else to their graduation. My family would have taken every seat in the auditorium if space wasn't so limited...

There I go again getting off topic...smh...

[Sarunga]

This is turning out to be an interesting thread.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Do you two actually believe the bullshit you say or do you just type it for dramatic effect?

Every day...in both of your lives...you're shamed into doing something...every...fucking... day...

Step off the contrarian pedestals you've put yourselves on and take a look at yourselves from ground level...you'll see it too...

Sorry, nope, don't remember when I was last shamed into doing something. Example, please? Don't think I'm being particularly contrary to a majority of opinions held by psychiatrists and psychologists who believe that shame is not a healthy motivation. Definitely not in Western civilization.

Btw, I don't need a pedestal; I'm near 6 ft and have 6-inch heels.

YM is correct; shame is an integral part of other cultures, alas, some of them the same ones that believe in honor killings and female mutilation. Thank God we live in America, land of free speech, tasteless jokes, sarcasm, cynicism, patriotic bashing, Twitter updates, sexting, and a wide choice of "perversions" available daily.

Originally Posted by mackofmacks

....BBw and spinners are ok in my book. I JUST DON'T want girls claiming to be fit.providers using pics from last year or saying they are fit when they are not. If you are thick then be proud of it don't lie.on the whole forum I believe only 15 girls are actually athletic,fit vs skinny,spinner.

I have to agree. Providers shouldn't play "advertising games" pretending to be something they are not. Be honest in portraying yourself, ladies. There are gentlemen out there who like ALL body types, and personality and integrity count for more than you think.

[HumptyHumper]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Interesting, do tell more

HaHa! Here's a program for you. Very simple. Burn more calories than you consume and you lose weight. But you gotta workout otherwise you just gonna to be a skinner you not a rockin body.

Use P90X or Insantity workout as a basis. Add to it pilates reformer, weight training, hot yoga and a martial arts class. Gives you lots of variety.

Do your cardio in the morning right when you wake up. Drink water with lemon in it that dissolves any fat left over in your belly from the night before. 30 to 45 min of cardio is fine. Eat breakfast after cardio. Make sure you eat some yogurt with breakfast cause it burns belly fat. Also eat some protein in your breakfast.

Eat: Fish and seafood, fresh and cooked vegetables, greek yogurt, fruits, natural cereals. If you like pasta make sure its Quinoa pasta. If you eat meats, chicken or turkey. If it ain't on this list, don't eat it.

No red meats. No alcohol. No sugar. No bread unless its multigrain.

Work out 3 days, rest 1 day. Keep rotating that schedule. Rest is as important as working out.

You gonna start seeing results in about 6 weeks. In 6 month you gonna have some nice tone. In 1 year you gonna be rockin it, baby!

Now if you were pretty Humpty would pay you a visit in about 1 year from now. But Humpty can't help you with that.

[HumptyHumper]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Interesting, do tell more

Damn! There Humpty go talking to your third person again.

[HumptyHumper]

Oh forgot. No soda pop, No butter. Do a 3-day juicing fast/cleanse once a month.

[tbone77494]

Good advice Humpty. That is about $10k of classes, videos, personal trainers, gym memberships, diet books, nutritionists, etc all broken down to a single post by a hobbyist and it is free!

Well done.

I have a shitty metabolism so I basically have to watch everything I eat and I run about 30 miles a week along with strength workout another couple hours. I also don't drink any alcohol. Pisses me off but SO and providers both like to look up at a nice flat stomach when blowing me, I never tire in a session, and my 46 year old dick still works like it did in my 20's.

[dearhunter]

The absence of shame, and the pressure to remove it from society is what allows many things.....such as.......

young girls having babies out of wedlock..........just kill the little inconvenience before the head pops out and there is no shame.

fat people washing down their 3rd Big Mac with that diet coke..........just take diet pills and liposuction that nasty fat away and there is no shame

Retard wants to be/fuck a hooktard for money.........just make up a handle on a SHMB and act like it isn't a shame.

We are who and what we are.........quit making excuses for it and accept that it is shameful........ijs

[Guest071514-1]

Its so sad the amount of teenagers commiting suicide for online bullying, I'm sure glad us hooktards have thicker skin. No jumping off the bridge for me today......