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05-08-2013, 08:18 AM
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Sanity Check...
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
Location: North texas
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Originally Posted by fetishfreak
I am not sure "choke the chicken" should count
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It does if she's doing it with her cooter! But yeah...it's more commonly known as:
Jerkin ur gerkin
Yankin ur frank
Pulling Peter
Stroking the sausage
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05-08-2013, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 6, 2010
Location: Houston Metro Area, Texas
Posts: 785
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Gotta hand it to Brighid on this one...how many other providers can quote Shakespeare?
Othello, Act 1, Scene I where in Iago says to Brabanzio who is the Venetian Senator who's daughter Desdemona is married to Othello -
""I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs."
Fine use of slang Brighid! If I ever get to upstate NY I'd love to "Make the beast with two backs with you" sweetie!
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05-08-2013, 01:04 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 16, 2009
Location: Very Far North Dallas and a little of the West
Posts: 1,355
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Doing it, I would do Her!
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05-08-2013, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: kansas
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Bam Scram
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05-08-2013, 06:41 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 2, 2011
Location: Alabama
Posts: 957
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Knocking boots, Bumping uglies, snaking the drain
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05-08-2013, 07:19 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: two steps ahead of the posse.
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Salami
One of my favorites has always been,
. . . hiding the salami.
Jay Leno kidded Henry Hyde once after his sexual escapades were discovered.
He said before the scandal, Henry used to be called Henry Hyde, the Republican, but now he was called Henry Hyde the Salami!
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05-08-2013, 08:10 PM
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Very Important Penis
Join Date: Oct 31, 2010
Location: Las Vegas via PHX-DEN-KC-STL-CHI
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Setty
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05-09-2013, 07:35 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: kansas
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Riding the bologna pony..
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05-09-2013, 07:45 AM
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oi812
Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
Location: east of kc
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A old joke called it ten toes up and ten toes down... the punch line was
I saw ten toes up, ten toes down, a piece of meat moving up and down and two asses moving all around. You tell me that this is not fuck'n then you can throw me out!
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05-09-2013, 07:49 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
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My ECCIE Reviews
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"Slammin' the shamrock."
"Polish the shillelagh."
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05-09-2013, 08:42 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
Location: Kansas City
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"Takin' the skin bus to tuna town."
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05-09-2013, 06:55 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Dec 25, 2009
Location: Alamo City
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Babylee, I had old Great Uncle who fought in the Korean War and he said those girls who didnt speak the language would approach the GI and with hand gestures say u wanna go BOOM-BOOM. I had to hear this story until he died.
Also, as the old people say... Have Relations
back in my day.... u wanna Goose
Screwin
Humpin
Get up on this!
Straight Fuckin- Great song by Tyrese
And all that Miss Dreams said.....
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05-09-2013, 07:04 PM
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Jan 10, 2011
Location: austin
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Old hippie term of the 60's "Balling"
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05-10-2013, 11:46 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jun 19, 2010
Location: Weatherford
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Bump nasties, Bangin', hittin' it, puttin' it in her place, filling her void, makin' it
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05-11-2013, 01:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 25, 2010
Location: The rising sun
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SMASHIN
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