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Old 01-21-2011, 07:11 PM   #16
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my cookie would say "eat me".
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Old 01-21-2011, 08:18 PM   #17
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Maybe it's just me, but with the seam upright, don't fortune cookies kinda look like ....well.... something you'd stick a tongue in?
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:52 PM   #18
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"Your wife is wondering where you learned your new moves. Be very afraid."
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:17 PM   #19
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She who laughs last is laughing at you. - in bed

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. - in bed

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then we grow up and pay for it - in bed

Oops...wrong cookie! - in bed
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You don't have to know the color of eyes. To enjoy the gifts from the thighs.. In bed?
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:09 AM   #21
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Maybe it's just me, but with the seam upright, don't fortune cookies kinda look like ....well.... something you'd stick a tongue in?
I do like to let my tongue get into tight places :P
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:44 AM   #22
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Confucious Say .......So solly you be screwed .......
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Old 01-22-2011, 02:51 PM   #23
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When I read the thread title I instantly knew my answer and suprise surprise CanDo stole it. Better luck next time. LMaO.
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Old 01-22-2011, 03:11 PM   #24
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Mine would say...

"You're no good at it so just give it up."

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Old 01-22-2011, 03:21 PM   #25
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True story: Having dinner at PeiWei during an extended evening with a (now retired) dancer friend and discussed the "in bed" thing... my fortune cookie was

"You will be the center of attention in any group"

Sadly, it hasn't come true yet...
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Old 01-22-2011, 03:44 PM   #26
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If your SEX LIFE had its own Fortune Cookie WHAT WOULD IT SAY??



(..and YES, you can add "In Bed" to the end of all sayings...DUH!!)



TGIF Everyone, don't be shy - let's hear em'!
mine would read " a beautiful buxom italian princess is going to rock your world"

Yes I am sucking up...pun intended.
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:41 PM   #27
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"Leave the $200 in an unsealed white envelope, in plain view on the table. (not in bed)"
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:50 PM   #28
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"I was born for this" ~ in bed
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:22 PM   #29
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Look at the girl across from you. Things are certainly looking up for you!!
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:57 PM   #30
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I will just use my signature line for my fortune cookie.


"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop". In bed

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