That fucked up panic feeling when...

[spear88]

You get to the incall and realize she looks NOTHING LIKE the posted pics or what her reviewers said.

[zerodahero]

It sucks getting old

But at least you ain't dead

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

You realize you lost your keys, and are in a fucked up part of town after hours.

Not too far off from this....but one night I was working late and got the urge. (This is not uncommon.) The provider I had the itch for was in a hotel I could see from my office building. I almost walked but drove instead. But I did leave all my gear in my office including my wallet and the key card to get in the office. I was supposed to work quite late that night and had much to do. It was a Friday night.

So I go over to the incall and get a really nice NQNS (which was what I was craving that night) then wrestled through a bunch of positions until time was up.
I get in the truck and get back to my office....and I can't get in the fuckin building. Nor did I have my wallet...nothing but the keys to my truck. I took a shower at the incall...so I had to wait until my hair dried to go home. I told the SO I went down to the truck to get something and had pulled my wallet out of my pocket because it was hurting my ass.

So I go to the office Saturday morning and hang out by the back door waiting for a smoker to come down and let me in.

Gees...what we go through to get laid.

[futile]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

You realize you lost your keys, and are in a fucked up part of town after hours.

Been in that boat when I was a noob hobbyist. Locked the doors. Opened truck to hide laptop and next thing you know your key was locked in the truck too. Spouse has extra key but cannot find any excuse for me being in the parking lot of a motel across town. Finally I called the dearlership who made me sign up $400 annual service which can unlock the car from their satellite without key (like Onstar thing). Lesson learned. when you try to fuck someone, You will get fucked by someone else.

[tbone77494]

I've developed a mental "before I leave the house" list like shave my nuts, don't jack off, etc. Then a "before I leave the car" list like hide the wallet, got my key, double count the donation, etc. I need a routine or my dick would fuck it up every time.

[Thatcher]

MAXIGEN gold or platinum will have your dick hard for 3 or 4 days. You can fuck 3 or 4 chicks daily with no problem. Downside it causes a slight headache. Control works well for a day or so. Dick works fine too but if I am paying for it I want to make sure I get what I pay for.

[SpiceItUp]

That fucked up panic feeling when....

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

My dick works just fine. So.... No.... I don't know that feeling.

Maybe it's time for you to retire to Shady Pines

But, but he's only 19

[wreckshop]

Originally Posted by tbone77494

I've developed a mental "before I leave the house" list like shave my nuts, don't jack off, etc. Then a "before I leave the car" list like hide the wallet, got my key, double count the donation, etc. I need a routine or my dick would fuck it up every time.

So true. But I never double count the donation I grab straight from and rely on the ATM's counting. I feel bad enough I'm paying for it. Shit, just take this wad of cash and pretend to be my lover after I hop out the shower.

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

I feel bad enough I'm paying for it.

Why?

[Fancyinheels]

... you open up the door at your incall, and realize it's your next door neighbor's husband. (True story, and we were both panicked.)

[Guest071514-1]

^^^ lmfao.

I don't thing you should feel bad, that helps us pay our light bill or something! Really my skills would go to waste if it weren't for this lol.

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

... you open up the door at your incall, and realize it's your next door neighbor's husband. (True story, and we were both panicked.)

You still banged him of course, right?

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

I remember one time I'd use to take Nitric Oxide (NO2) pills from GNC daily, on a day I'd set up a session with a provider take an extenze earlier in the day, and on my way to her spot take a "stiff nights"

I'd call it the triple threat.

I can appreciate you guys with the "my dick works just fine" addage but with the $ I'm paying I better not take anything to chance and make sure my dick is working extra good.

Bingo. It's better to be safe than sorry. Nothing's worse than a hardon that magical shows up 2 hours too late or some time the next day.

One trick is to split the capsule open and dissolve the powder in about 2 oz of liquid, say, as you're finishing a soda or juice. The taste is terrible, so I recommend anything but water...unless your taste buds are already shit. Shake it around and drink it down. This not only speeds up the absorption process, but lessens and virtually eliminates the head rush and sinus congestion feelings. It does it just enough to let you know it's working, but isn't overbearing and goes away quickly.

I'm with the OP. Pussy costs too much these days to misfire on. You won't be young forever and misfires WILL happen [eventually]. I like a little insurance, myself

[wreckshop]

Originally Posted by Russ38

Why?

Because I've always preferred and prided myself on a life of nailing quality tail at no direct cost