Fun Times

[tracerxxx]

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"

[coast_encounter]

I always wondered why Betty Page had a smile on her face. She was able to squat
;-)

[wildcat4fun]

lol..that was good

[guest042712-2]

now that was cute..........giggle

[DallasRain]

lol--good one!!!!
{doesnt Belinda resemble Betty Page?? lol}

[coast_encounter]

I can see the resemblance.. " I luvs me some Betty Page "

[DallasRain]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm me too!!!!

funny joke!

[topsgt38801]

Betty Page was a lady that came into her own about her sexuality and went public with it before it was acceptable. She was a true pioneer. She also always looked great in whatever she was or was not wearing.

[Guest101311]

AMEN that woman is alot of ladies icon, including mine