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01-21-2011, 09:29 AM
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I had a guy try to stick a hair brush up my azz...does that count?
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01-21-2011, 09:39 AM
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I had a gal once tell me about 10 years ago , she had this guy, would pay her high dollar rates (we are talking $$$$$$$$$$+) to go out, dressed for the street, work as street stuff for a while in the Roosevelt (bad part of San Antonio) area, then he would munch all her openings.
I assume all this was done safely, but I was afraid to ask.
I'm a pretty sick f**k, but may brain cant even begin to think up weird stuff like that--let alone enjoy it.
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01-21-2011, 09:41 AM
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There are way too many to list, but one that seems to stick out would be where a guy came in and brought a long sharp metal stick and wanted me to stick it up his cock....I told him that if he liked the feeling of being catheterized perhaps he should pop down to the local hospital....
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01-21-2011, 09:42 AM
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I had a guy try to stick a hair brush up my azz...does that count?
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Which end ????
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01-21-2011, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Apr 29, 2010
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request of spanking till he cried like a baby and put him in the corner ( i declined )
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01-21-2011, 10:21 AM
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I knew that was coming lol. The handle. I was in doggie waiting for his you know and felt something that was not quite right...I smacked the hell out of him and threw it against the wall. It broke lol.
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01-21-2011, 12:10 PM
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Location: Austin
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Originally Posted by London Rayne
I knew that was coming lol. The handle. I was in doggie waiting for his you know and felt something that was not quite right...I smacked the hell out of him and threw it against the wall. It broke lol.
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See, I simply can't relate. Of all the things I can think of doing with a beautiful woman like you, a hairbrush simply doesn't enter my mind. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Glad you made your point with him
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01-21-2011, 12:19 PM
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If you walked into my hotel room right now, you would see half of a hair brush on the cabinet....just to be safe lol.
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01-21-2011, 01:27 PM
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One of my older friends said he used to shove a green banana up gf pussy. He said the only problem is when banana broke off and he couldn't get it out. Lucky for both of them she was able to push it out. He sure was dreading going to the ER and explaining that one.
But I might like spankings SNL, only if I can get some motherly love afterwards.
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01-21-2011, 01:30 PM
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Why a green one...what's wrong with yellow lol. That had to hurt..ouch!
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01-21-2011, 01:38 PM
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Why a green one...what's wrong with yellow lol. That had to hurt..ouch!
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I guess bc the green ones aren't ripe yet so they are harder?
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01-21-2011, 01:40 PM
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Off The Wall Request
London;
I would ask that you vote Democrat, own a BMW, refuse all Greek requests, get a Cat, and love only me. LOL
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01-21-2011, 01:40 PM
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Yes he did peel the green banana, so it made it feel somewhat real. He called it the banana split.
He liked shoving things up the pussy and letting her push them out into his mouth to eat. He called it the fruit salad.
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01-21-2011, 01:43 PM
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I guy wanted me to buy spandex pants and cut 2 holes in it (I'll let you guess) and then sit on his face and fart. He even told me to eat foods that would help me fart more like beans.
I knew I couldn't do it, so I declined.
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