a review on being treated with respect

[Rudyard K]

Originally Posted by Becky

He has a wife, I have a dog. There are times when I am not quite certain which one is worse

Dog vs. Wife...It's a No Brainer!!

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

Dog vs. Wife...It's a No Brainer!!

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

Dog vs. Wife...It's a No Brainer!!

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

This should be taught in grade school. So we know it by rote by the time we hit puberty.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

Dog vs. Wife...It's a No Brainer!!
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

Now lets be honest here. How many of you would actually want us to go hunting and fishing with you?

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Ansley

Now lets be honest here. How many of you would actually want us to go hunting and fishing with you?

I'm sure none of the guys would mind if you went along with them.

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by Ansley

Now lets be honest here. How many of you would actually want us to go hunting and fishing with you?

We would need some other diversions.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Ansley

Now lets be honest here. How many of you would actually want a wife to go hunting and fishing with you?

I need to fix my post.

[Rudyard K]

Originally Posted by Ansley

I need to fix my post.

Let's fix it this way.

Originally Posted by Ansley

Now lets be honest here. How many of you would actually want a wife?

[guest010613]

Originally Posted by Ansley

Now lets be honest here. How many of you would actually want us to go hunting and fishing with you?

How about all the other guys go hunting and fishing, and I will stay in civilization and keep Ansley and Becky entertained while they are away? A true win-win-win for all, IMO.



Just tryin' to be of service, ya know?

[pjorourke]

Originally Posted by Becky

You guys are very sweet, but SR really does have a legit excuse as to why he cannot drive down to SF meet me. and Ed for coffee. He has a wife, I have a dog. There are times when I am not quite certain which one is worse

I guess this proves SR Only is all hat, no cowboy.

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by ..

imagine he asks you about his best friend Woody of TX.

my god your signature is sooooo funny. love that dooooog

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

If I had a few regular gents that paid all my bills I would not advertise a touring schedule, but that's just me. Personally, I can't be nice that long lol.

If I could make what I do on tour while at home, there would be no need to leave other than for personal enjoyment. I would not have to alert anyone of where I take my vacations.

[coast_encounter]

I think we can all learn something from the Berenstain Bears.. ;-)