Waco Kid's Weekly College Football Review Bowl Games

[Randy4Candy]

How 'bout them Cowboys!!!!!?! That would be the OAMC Aggies, recently the Oklahoma State Cowboys, that is. Finally, a Big XII bowl win!

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

How 'bout them Cowboys!!!!!?! That would be the OAMC Aggies, recently the Oklahoma State Cowboys, that is. Finally, a Big XII bowl win!

changed in 1957

now who's mascot is more manly, Pistol Pete or your gay ponies?

just saw your bball team beat Central Ark by 3 tonight, it is going to be a long season

[The_Waco_Kid]

just watch out you sooners and don't pull a Children of the Corn and get beat by a bunch of flea ridden huskies! but you've got Big Game Bozo on your sideline so you should be ok .. right?

those ponies remind me of Gladiator when Proximo grabs that slave trader's balls and tells him "you sold me .. queer giraffes"

[scooterpie]

TCU Horned Frogs





Can we get a little respect now?

[The_Waco_Kid]

Indeed! u go Froggies! i smell an AP championship coming!! if you think about it .. and i have while sipping a victory Gin & Tonic that the AP, no longer bound by the BCS, may well decide to vote TCU as their champion. you only have to go back to 2003 during the BCS era when USC was voted the AP title. TCU beat an 11-1 Wisconsin team that was Big Ten champs. this is really no slight to either Oregon or Auburn when you think about it, it accounts for the fact that there will be two unbeaten teams when all the dust settles just like 2003. Clearly the AP can't vote the loser of the BCS title game champion, so they have two choices - go with the BCS champion or recognize TCU as their champion as the only other unbeaten team!!!

so far TWK has taken a bit of beating on my predictions, however if there was one New Year's game i got right it was TCU baby!! TWK has never been wrong picking TCU in big games! ok, we'll forget the Boise State game last year but that still makes me by my count 7-1 over the last few years going with da Froggies!!!! not too shabby!

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

changed in 1957

now who's mascot is more manly, Pistol Pete or your gay ponies?

Aw, cptJ, there's nothing gayer than all you agro-americans doing your little "Hi, neighbor" wave. The least you could do is wave in the same direction at the same time.

So, you've been a UNIVERSITY since 1957? How nice...

[The_Waco_Kid]

INDEPENDENCE
Site: Shreveport, La.
Date: Dec. 27, 5 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Georgia Tech vs. Air Force

Winner - Air Force
Air Force is a solid team and they run well, Ga Tech has been a disappointment.

Air Force 14
Georgia Tech 7

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a rather low scoring affair but the Falcons fly by Ga Tech and get the win.

CHAMPS SPORTS
Site: Orlando
Date: Dec. 28, 6:30 p.m.
Matchup: N.C. State vs. West Virginia

winner - West Virginia
going all in with Stewy to start his victory lap next year on a high note. WVa should have the better offense and Devine is due for a big game.

N.C. State 23
West Virginia 7

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Not exactly how Stewy wanted to start his farewell tour, maybe Holgorsen should have helped out on offense a bit early.

INSIGHT
Site: Tempe, Ariz.
Date: Dec. 28, 10 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Iowa vs. Missouri

winner - Missouri
Iowa stumbled late as usual, Frentz has trouble closing out. Mizzu has the edge on offense, Iowa's only chance is keep this from becoming a shootout.

Iowa 27
Missouri 24

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Well so much for late fades and blowing late leads for Iowa, they manage to pull one out and keep Mizzu from lighting them up on offense.

MILITARY
Site: Washington, D.C.
Date: Dec. 29, 2:30 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Maryland vs. East Carolina

winner - Maryland
Ralphie is out at Maryland (how interesting they play the Pirates and The Pirate is the likely new coach) still i'd like to see Maryland win one for Ralphie.

Maryland 51
East Carolina 20

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Well at least Raphie goes out on a high note with a solid showing and makes them Pirates walk the plank.

TEXAS
Site: Houston
Date: Dec. 29, 6 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Illinois vs. Baylor

winner - Baylor
Baylor didn't quite have the breakout year they wanted but Briles is a good offensive coach and Griffin can dominate a game.

Illinois 38
Baylor 14

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a real disappointment here, i expected more offense from the Bears instead they get lit up by the Zooker.

ALAMO
Site: San Antonio
Date: Dec. 29, 9:15 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Oklahoma State vs. Arizona

winner - Oklahoma St.
Stoops 2 will need a lights out defensive game to stop all those cowpoke play makers, not going to happen, cowpokes roll.

Oklahoma State 36
Arizona 10

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and the cowpokes roll indeed, maybe Stoops 2 needs a little brotherly help on that defense?

ARMED FORCES
Site: Dallas, Texas
Date: Dec. 30, noon, ESPN
Matchup: Army at SMU

winner - SMU
why not pony up with JuneBug? unless Army brings real tanks SMU should win with JuneBug's run-n-shoot offense.

Army 16
SMU 14

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JuneBug lays an egg on offense here, really expected more than 14 points from the ponies. maybe Army did bring the tanks!

PINSTRIPE
Site: New York
Date: Dec. 30, 3:15 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Kansas State vs. Syracuse

winner - Syracuse
The 'Cuse looks like they have a coach and a team again, it's been a while, and despite Snyder's track record i'll take the 'Cuse.

Syracuse 36
Kansas State 34

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a close and competitive game that Syracuse closed out with some help from the weakest "excessive celebration" flag i ever saw, taking away any legit chance K St. had to tie it with a two point try.

MUSIC CITY
Site: Nashville
Date: Dec. 30, 6:45 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: North Carolina vs. Tennessee

winner - Tennessee
a toss-up here, Butch Davis is mired in scandal and Dooley would love some momentum. Son of Vince gets the win.

North Carolina 30
Tennessee 27, 2 OT

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Butch takes out son of Vince. so much for a little recruiting scandal in your program stopping you from winning, eh?

HOLIDAY
Site: San Diego
Date: Dec. 30, 10 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Nebraska vs. Washington

winner - Nebraska
the children of the corn whipped the Huskies early this year, i see nothing from UWa late in the year to change that, no letdown no excuses Bo!

Washington 19
Nebraska 7

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What the fuck happened here Children of the Corn? i guess the Zebras shutdown your offense again? Not.

MEINEKE
Site: Charlotte
Date: Dec. 31, noon, ESPN
Matchup: Clemson vs. USF

winner - Clemson
Why? Why Not? besides i can't stand the bastard son of Lou who's now coaching USF and i'd love to see a coach named Dabo kick his butt.

USF 31
Clemson 26

This is what i get for trying to jinx the bastard son of Lou and picking a coach nicknamed Dabo. how 'bout a new nickname? Loser.

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SUN
Site: El Paso, Texas
Date: Dec. 31, 2 p.m., CBS
Matchup: Miami vs. Notre Dame

winner - ND
yeah i hate ND but with Shannon gone ND has the better staff in place at this point to win.

Notre Dame 33
Miami 17

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The Catholics send the Convicts to jail now we see if Al is really Golden and gets the Canes outta the slammer.

LIBERTY
Site: Memphis
Date: Dec. 31, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: UCF vs. Georgia

winner - Georgia
UGA was a different team with Green back in the lineup and you figure UGA has better talent, after all they are in the big bad SEC aren't they?

UCF 10
Georgia 6

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So much for the big bad SEC eh UGA? you let little 'ol UCF beat you with 10 lousy points. pathetic.

CHICK-FIL-A
Site: Atlanta
Date: Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Florida State vs. South Carolina

winner - South Carolina
going all in with the 'ol Ball Coach.

Florida State 26
South Carolina 17

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so much for going all in with the 'ol Ball Coach. Jimbo steals Spurrier's visor and slaps him with it.

TICKETCITY
Site: Dallas
Date: Jan. 1, noon, ESPNU
Matchup: Northwestern vs. Texas Tech

winner - Texas Tech
it's been a rough first year for Tubby at Tech, while it could have been better it certainly could have been worse.

Texas Tech 45
Northwestern 38

Tubby gets some Pirate-like numbers up on offense but where's that SEC-like D?

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OUTBACK
Site: Tampa
Date: Jan. 1, 1 p.m., ABC
Matchup: Penn State vs. Florida

winner - Penn St.
going all in with JoePa to send Pope Urbie off to early retirement on a low note!

Florida 37
Penn State 24

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Penn St. did everything they needed to do - to give the Gators this game! as expected the Gators sucked on offense all game but JoePa gave them short field turnovers and special teams scores to pull one out.

CAPITAL ONE
Site: Orlando
Date: Jan. 1, 1 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Michigan State vs. Alabama

winner - Michigan St.
going against Saban here, who plays his old school. rolling the dice that Sparty keeps the special season going with a big bowl win.

Alabama 49
Michigan State 7

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note - don't go against Nicky Satan! this bitch was ugly and over by halftime, wonder if Sparty's gotten Nicky's pitchfork outta it's ass yet? probably not.

GATOR
Site: Jacksonville
Date: Jan. 1, 1:30 p.m., ESPN2
Matchup: Michigan vs. Mississippi State

winner - Mississippi St.
RichRod needs this one bad but UM hasn't played good defense all year so Mullen wins this game and RichRod likely loses his job. you interested J Harbaugh?


Mississippi State 52
Michigan 14

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two words - Lloyd Carr defense. OK that's three but who's counting? only RichRod who'll soon be counting his buyout. worse bowl loss in UM history means RichRod is .. history.

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

Aw, cptJ, there's nothing gayer than all you agro-americans doing your little "Hi, neighbor" wave. The least you could do is wave in the same direction at the same time.

So, you've been a UNIVERSITY since 1957? How nice...

I will take any of our colleges over yours except for fine arts and your law school (since we do not have one but give us time) and 1/2 of the law school students are OSU grads

THE LARGEST UNIVERSITY IN THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA

[Randy4Candy]

And there ol' R4C was, actually complimenting the OSU Cowboys (Kaplan U - Stoolwater doesn't sound bad, either) for winning a bowl game and see the thanks I get...hmmmmm.

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

I will take any of our colleges over yours except for fine arts and your law school (since we do not have one but give us time) and 1/2 of the law school students are OSU grads

THE LARGEST UNIVERSITY IN THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA

(100,000,000,000,000,000 flies can't be wrong - eat Sh*t, heh heh heh)

Hell, LOL, since your standards are so low, how 'bout some Wez Tejazz scrub mesquite bush prairie.......good for 2 acres per head.....priced right (for me).

[The_Waco_Kid]

Standards? we don't need no stinkin' standards!

[The_Waco_Kid]

the big one is in progress, so far shaping up as billed! now for a little cleanup of the remainder .. I'll review the BCS Games after tonight's title game .. so far batting 1000 in the BCS games! Go Duckies!

GODADDY.COM
Site: Mobile, Ala.
Date: Jan. 6, 8 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Miami (Ohio) vs. Middle Tennessee

winner - Miami OH.
on paper this is a dog, Miami is 9-4 and won the conference while Middle Tennessee limps in at 6-6.


Mid Tenn St 21 Miami (OH) 35

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And the MAC takes one! not exactly a premier match up but Miami (OH) wins it.

COTTON
Site: Irving, Texas
Date: Jan. 7, 8 p.m., Fox
Matchup: Texas A&M vs. LSU

winner - LSU
going all in with Crazy Lester. besides, how can a Longhorns fan root the the faggies anyway?


11 LSU 41 18Texas A&M 24

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Crazy Lester wins this one going away, not even a fake punt needed, such is the fate of the faggies.

BBVA COMPASS
Site: Birmingham, Ala.
Date: Jan. 8, noon, ESPN
Matchup: Pittsburgh vs. Kentucky

winner - Kentucky
going for a home state sweep, and Pitt is a wreak on staff now that Wanny has been fired.


Pittsburgh 27 Kentucky 10

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Alas Pitt sans an HC (breaking news Pitt hires Tulsa's Graham) takes out my homeys the Wildcats. We gots a saying in the bluegrass .. Fire it up! OK, we have two sayings .. beat us in football we'll pay ya back in March.

KRAFT FIGHT HUNGER
Site: San Francisco
Date: Jan. 9, 9 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Boston College vs. Nevada

winner - Nevada
The Wolfpack slew the smurfs and finished 12-1, Nevada runs the ball strong, always a plus.


13 Nevada 20 Boston Coll 13

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Nevada, slayers of the Smurfs, finish a great year on a high note .. beware Wolfpack it's easier to climb the Mountain that it is to stay there!

[The_Waco_Kid]

and now the biggies

BCS MATCHUPS

ROSE
Site: Pasadena, Calif.
Date: Jan. 1, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: TCU vs. Wisconsin

winner - TCU
going all in with Patty and da froggies. Badgers are great run team TCU has great defense, i'll take defense.

4 Wisconsin 19 3 TCU 21

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U go Froggies! TCU's defense won this game by stopping da Badger's road graders from running the ball and setting up play-action.

FIESTA
Site: Glendale, Ariz.
Date: Jan. 1, 8 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Connecticut vs. Oklahoma

winner - Oklahoma
Big Game Bozo hasn't had much luck in bowls lately especially against Big East teams, but this is a real mis-match. don't blow it Bob!

25 Connecticut 20 9Oklahoma 48

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Big Game Bozo wins. whatever dude you had more talent in a total mis-match.

ORANGE
Site: Miami
Date: Jan. 3, 8 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Stanford vs. Virginia Tech

winner - Stanford
Va Tech went on a monster roll after early season disaster like i predicted but something tells me the streak ends at 11 and Stanford's only loss is to Oregon.

5 Stanford 40 12 VA Tech 12

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• Box Score

Harbaugh wins, Harbaugh goes to the NFL. two plays turned it, an INT to keep Va Tech from matching pace and a big gainer in the shadow Stanford's goal.

SUGAR
Site: New Orleans
Date: Jan. 4, 8 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Arkansas vs. Ohio State

winner - Ohio St.
should go with Boss Hogg, SEC, all that but how many times in a row can SweaterVest lose to the SEC, really? got to win one eventually .. maybe.

6 Ohio St 31 8 Arkansas 26

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SweaterVest finally beats the SEC. too bad it wasn't the big one Buckeyes. Why don't ya'll go get a tattoo to celebrate?

BCS TITLE GAME
Site: Glendale, Ariz.
Date: Jan. 10, 8 p.m., ESPN
Matchup: Oregon vs. Auburn

winner - Oregon
I picked the Ducks early to win it all and i'm sticking with 'em. Besides Aubie shouldn't have Fig Newton playing so i want the Duckies to save the NCAA's ass and win their first title.

2 Oregon 19 1 Auburn 22

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What a fuckin' game! the first time Dyer's knee wasn't down the second time it was, no matter it set up a chippy as time ran out to take it all. Congrats Aubie.

Auburn Tigers 2010 National Champions. War Eagle!

Went 4-1 in da biggies nearly got it perfect but that's football. See ya'll in September 2011!

[TexRich]

cool, this thread is done.

[cptjohnstone]

thanks Waco, you do alot of work for my entertainment

and it is 50/50 on Blackman going pro