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Originally Posted by discreetgent
I'm sure if she (Lauren) was passing through Houston you would want to know so you could buy her a drink  |
IMHO, just buying her a drink is a little on the expensive side (every gent must decided if this is worth it).
Her website is a little ambiguous, maybe purposely so.
To buy her a drink (up to 4 hours, totally public time) is $250. Now, it doesn't say whether it's a flat $250 for 4 hours or whether it's $250 per hour, for however many hours you are together.
Since most ladies list their rates by the hour, I assume that her "packages" page is a per hour listing. (But since I'd admit that Lauren is NOT most ladies, I have to take that into consideration.)
For instance, her "2 hours" is listed at $1,000. Now, does that mean $1,000 for 2 hours, or $1,000 per hour for 2 hours?
See? It's all very ambiguous. So much so, I'd be afraid to contact her. You can't really clarify this issue in initial communications because of the rule of thumb about talking about rates and activities.
In any event, as much as I might be attracted to her, I'm not a prime candidate for a date of any kind with her for a number of reasons.
Her Package Page says
she'll pay Johnny Depp for a date, but everyone knows that's my avatar...I'm not REALLY JD.
Of course, he would have to be a professional and married in addition. I won't see anyone local who has nothing to lose, when that's what I am risking. Touring is so much easier lol.
I just love your honesty.
