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Originally Posted by Invictus
I met a very attractive young lady at the grocery store and we started talking. The conversation turned to work.
I asked her what she did before her current career, and she said "I was in the service industry."
Without thinking, it just spurted out of my mouth "You were a prostitute?"
"No," she replied, "A waitress."
I still got her phone number, but this was still a Major Oops.
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I also met a hottie the other day. Asked her the exact same thing.
She said I had a job but I really didn't have to do much.
After I entertained but dismissed the provider option I blurted out "You were president?" I never did get her number. I think she would have preferred I call her a prostitute.