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junctionrod · 12-15-2010, 07:55 AM

I have been questioning these all my life... yep, I'm one of them intelligent thinking kind of guys... !

Toilet Seat ...Up or Down and WHY...???
Just because you may take a sub zero plunge in the middle of the night once in a while, sit on a few wet spots from time to time and even the dog won't lick the seat anymore...come on, honestly, isn't it just as easy and considerate for you ladies to raise it for us once in a while...!

Wet Spots... Just because we make them doesn't mean we have to sleep in them...!
I know some of you ladies make them too, but do we say anything about that...nooooooo!

What's the deal about you ladies and your toilet paper issues...
come on get some help, there are support groups out there.

If we didn't have at least 20 rolls of toilet paper in the house my ex couldn't sleep at night... come on, you ladies know that's true. They must have drilled this into your heads in Home Ec. while in the 6th grade.
I remember a few years back, well maybe more than a few, Johnny Carson made a joke about a toilet paper shortage and the next day you couldn't find toilet paper anywhere... even Schweggmans didn't have any... I know that's true because for days, people kept telling me I was full of shit... to this day I sometimes still hear that... some people sure have good memories...!

Toilet Paper...Under or Over and WHY...???
...WTF is this one about...come on, does this really matter?
We can't remember to put the seat up, do you think we're gonna put the paper in "the right way"... if you want this kind of service, check into the Roosevelt, they even fold it into a pretty little triangle for ya...!

DallasRain · 12-15-2010, 10:18 AM

:mf_l aughbounce2:

Guest051920 · 12-15-2010, 09:58 PM

I could never figure out how ladies fall in when the seat is up.Do they walk in the bathroom backwards and just sit down.

junctionrod · 12-15-2010, 10:30 PM

I don't know, but I bet it would be a great video for Youtube when they hit that water...LOL...!

rrabbit6926 · 12-15-2010, 10:44 PM

I used to live with my grandmother during my early college years and she trained me to always leave the seat down after I finish. I'm still doing it to this day...lol.

dilbert firestorm · 12-16-2010, 01:00 AM

eye must be the odd one in the family. I always leave the seat cover down, but everyone in my family leaves it open.

guest051312 · 12-16-2010, 06:08 AM

I have 2 sisters so I was trained at an early age to leave it down. My pet gripe is when they get to the last of the toilet roll and leave 2 or 4 sheets they can't get a new one for you. And there is no way my SO could fall into it with the seat up. LOL

junctionrod · 12-16-2010, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by rpmsouth

I have 2 sisters so I was trained at an early age to leave it down. My pet gripe is when they get to the last of the toilet roll and leave 2 or 4 sheets they can't get a new one for you. And there is no way my SO could fall into it with the seat up. LOL

Pretty brave talk here RPM, good thing she won't be reading this...LOL

Miss J · 12-20-2010, 12:36 PM

Hey there J. Rod...try leaving the seat down, lid up, with a sheet of Saran Wrap...now there's a youtube video...

I personally find much humor in leaving the seat lid up for a man (say around Halloween or April Fool's Day) and covering with Saran Wrap...there's a good chuckle on the man that always leaves my toilet seat up! HA-HA!

Outdoorsman · 12-20-2010, 02:56 PM

I always put it down just because I did not like hearing all the crap when I was married, so put seat down, did not work though she found something else to nag about, lol.

As far as wet spots I use a second comforter on my bed when I am using my bed for sex play. When finished I roll up the comforter and take it off the bed. No wet spot to deal with, so no issue.

When i was married I always got stuck with the wet spot on my side of bed every time!!! That's right, Both times each year!!!

Miss J · 12-20-2010, 02:59 PM

TWICE A YEAR IS ALL YOU GOT?????

Damn! Poor thing you! That's why I'm divorced too, LOL!

junctionrod · 12-20-2010, 05:55 PM

Twice a Year...!!! DAMMMMM...!

I'm spoiled now... ever since I met Miss J, I need it twice a day...I don't get it that often, just need it more...LOL...!

Miss J, you're a keeper sweetheart...!

Miss J · 12-21-2010, 03:39 PM

Do I have you spoiled J.Rod?
Maybe we need another roll in the hay? hmmmm, LOL!

junctionrod · 12-21-2010, 07:32 PM

OH Babe... Spoiled Wrotten...!!!
You should be required to carry a license to use that body of yours.

I'm resting up and eating my Wheaties while you're gone...
I've got plans for us later next week sweetie, remember...WTF ? !!!...LOLROF

J.Rod