Things You Don't Say To A Provider You've Never Met

[Allie_Kat]

1. Boy, I hope you're worth all this screening bs!

2. I don't have references, I have what you want, you have what I want, let's trade for it.

3. I don't have references. Don't make me beg, my wife makes me do that already.

4. I don't have any references but I'm clean, sane and disease free. I know you'll make an exception.

5. Do you look like your pictures? You're so hot. (I blur my face out, how do you know?)

6. If you don't see me I'll smear your name so no one else will want to see YOU.


Anyone have anything else to add? LOL.

[ICEY_CAKEZ6969]

Im going to give you some good dick...lol.....hate that one

[dreamangel]

Had one asked to see my id. Didn't believe my name was Dreamangel.....Really:innocent :?
Besitos Isabella

[AssClown]

Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

1. Boy, I hope you're worth all this screening bs! MEANS: I think I am God, and above everyone else so I don't have to abide by the rules you set forth for you to feel safe.

2. I don't have references, I have what you want, you have what I want, let's trade for it. MEANS: I really don't want to pay for anything if we have to be honest because I am a cheap man, and will try all possible attempts to trade worthless sh*t you don't need nor want for s*x.

3. I don't have references. Don't make me beg, my wife makes me do that already. MEANS: My wife wears the pants in my household so I'm on a huge power trip to try to establish the illusion that I am in control of at least one person/thing/situation.

4. I don't have any references but I'm clean, sane and disease free. I know you'll make an exception. MEANS: I want to bareback you because I am obviously still living back in the 60s/70s where free-love was widely accepted AND/OR I am too naive to believe that diseases really are rampant and a big deal these days AND/OR I have something, pissed off at the world and would love nothing more than to bring others down with me.

5. Do you look like your pictures? You're so hot. (I blur my face out, how do you know?) MEANS: I am a man, I objectify you so seeing your face really is not of that much importance AND/OR I have jacked off to your pics one or more times, and now I just have to add you as one more notch to my bedpost so I can brag about banging you to any and all men who will listen AND/OR I am also trying to make you feel faux good so you will think I am this wonderful prince of a man and you will give me extra special services LOL.

6. If you don't see me I'll smear your name so no one else will want to see YOU. MEANS: Once again I think I am God, and a serious psychotic control freak and am not able to deal with the word NO because I think I am due whatever I want because once again I think I am God, Ruler of the World LMAO


Anyone have anything else to add? LOL.

***Not all men are bad/evil, but the ones that are terrible really make the good ones shine in the same light. That is a real shame because there are some really nice guys out there that treat women with kindness and respect. It's a wonder that we aren't in some kind of population shortage from all the women going on strike from men LOL. Ha ha ha could you imagine what kind of mayhem would break out if there was a worldwide "P*ssy Strike". Porn sales would skyrocket! LMAO***

[dirty dog]

Dont worry about it, I was born with those blisters.

[Omahan]

How about "don't touch my junk!" No, I guess not...

[KCQuestor]

"Do you offer discounts?"
"Will you trade your service for a used TV? It's color!"

[Allie_Kat]

Here's another one:

"Can you tell me who doesn't screen so I can call them instead?"

LOL. Um, no.

[Madison_Gable]

"I don't have no screening information - I already gave you what you need" haha okay - an email addy, perfect.

"Are you running any specials?"

"Can I get a senior citizen discount?"

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by Madison_Gable

"Can I get a senior citizen discount?"

I'm getting very close to starting to ask for that one..

[Guest021115]

"I'm really big, do you think you could handle a big guy?" (and NOT referring to their weight, I'm sure...) Got that line TWICE this week, alone!

"I can't get ahold of so and so...do you think you could try for me?"

"I'm not a cop, you can trust me!"

"What all can we do?"

"Can you meet me within the hour?" (when I've never met them before or been able to verify them)

[Allie_Kat]

I have had A LOT of gentlemen with no references PM me or e-mail me lately. It's very frustrating.

[katkisses2000]

how about i dont remember where i got your number from but can you meet me anyways.
i am sort on time what can i get for(said amount)
your not worth more then x amount so what do you say?wanna give it a go!!
i dont have the money for your company and the hotel,what do you say i let you keep the room!

[bustycici]

Or how about the famous "Its my birthday can you give me a present?"
or "my wife left me i need a woman can you take pity on me?"
"I have a HUGE D*&% can u handle that?"
I could go on for ever you got to love when they offer to trade a Tv or so called diamond necklace for our services ..Or when they send you naked pictures of themselves thinking you might like what you see and forget the business at hand...
And FYI gentlemen if you are ever talking to a provider and do not like what she has to say or what she requires for screening do not call her a B&tch and hang up in her face..We do what we have to for our safety and that should make you feel more comfortable...

[Sens55]

I've never taken offense at a provider asking for references. However, I have been put off in the manner some girls ask for them. It's not usually an issue, but once in a while you can sense a real "attitude" on the part of some girls that tells me right away I probably don't want to see her.

Just food for thought.