Oral self loving

[Garland_Bone]

A friend was showing me this clip of porn on her laptop of this pornstar contortionist who could give herself daty/dato. It was interesting to watch.

I'm curious,...

How many of you out there, if you posessed the ability to do so, would give your own self a little oral t.l.c. ?

[Freedahavefun]

Daily....would be wonderful, could stop buying batteries for my little friend...lol!!
xoxo

[Out_of_Bounds]

No I wouldn't. I'd put the BJ specialists out of business.lol

[Suckerberg]

Is this directed to ladies only?

I've seen the clip of the dude that can suck himself off.

[SofaKingFun]

I apologize in advance but this reminded me of this time me and three other friends were hanging out in my garage. We'd had a few beers and my dog, Frito was laying on the floor and he started cleaning himself. (no shame, just like his master).

So I ask one of my friends, "Hey Todd, don't you wish that you could do that?"

To which he replied, "F*ck yeah. Dude, I'd never leave the house"

Ever the smartass, I simply nod down at Frito and tell him, "Well go and get you some, he probably won't mind".

Todd didn't find it nearly as amusing as the rest of us did. Heh!


To answer the question,

"How many of you out there, if you posessed the ability to do so, would give your own self a little oral t.l.c. ?:"

If I had the ability to do that, I have absolutely NO doubt in my mind that I would legally change my real life name to pillbug.

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[notanewbie]

[DallasRain]

wow!!!!!!!!!!!! interesting!!!!!!!!!!

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

They would find me on my living room floor shriveled up like a prune from dehydration.

[seductivesarah]

I WOULD!!!!!!!

[Meoauniaea]

Pass.

[DallasBella]

Right check out my avatar.... I've tried lol :-(