My first NC/NS ever: Gee, thanks, Julia Suzette

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

NO ONE should EVER stand Don up. He's too nice and doesn't deserve it!

Yea, just ask him...................LOL

[Guest121310]

Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Yea, just ask him...................LOL

I'll say...between volunteering his time to wax eloquent about the security of visiting providers, White Knighting in every Dayana Riva review in Dallas, Austin, Kansas City, and Houston and helping P411 to investigate the actions of providers on their website, I'm surprised Don has time to see Heather...

You're right Heather, he's WAY too nice alright...

I'm just sayin'...

[Wayward]

Come on, read the first post in this thread!! It was funny and informative, thinck of all the stupid NS/NC threads this really wasn't one of them. What is wrong with this picture, Father Wayward is the voice of reason, that's so wrong. What about my rep?

[Guest121310]

Originally Posted by Wayward

What about my rep?

I don't know, has Carmen been introduced to your rep yet?

[Wayward]

Que es carmen?

[Guest121310]

That cute little waitress you and DH were pining over...

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That cute little waitress you and DH were pining over...

The Padre and DH pining....images of the Hindenburg landing now fill my mind...


"Oh, the humanity!!!"

[Wayward]

She was a sweetheart I need to go back and finish wooing her, hey wait a minute wasn't she more interested in you all along?

Hindenburg? The police didn't even come, it was just a quiet dinner, sure all the tables near us got up and left, but that wasn't our fault. The other diners were judgmental.

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by Wayward

She was a sweetheart I need to go back and finish wooing her, hey wait a minute wasn't she more interested in you all along?

Had I actually been there, absolutely!!! Aren't they all? Fealty to futility is a trait most women find very sexy...

Originally Posted by Wayward

Hindenburg? The police didn't even come, it was just a quiet dinner, sure all the tables near us got up and left, but that wasn't our fault. The other diners were judgmental.

The Hindenburg reference was directed to the way we all would flee in horror from the site of two legendary mongers (ok...in their own minds...for you, Padre, that's thousands of minds right there! but I digress...) fawning for the attentions of a mere "civ"...

As for your fellow diners...eh....joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

[Wayward]

The living gods of the Houston Hobby, used to have this luncheon once a month, it was the funniest thing ever, we were all men of a certain age except Onceler who was a hot mess like Wakeup. Any provider story, there were 10-12 of us and a bevy of very hot women. I remember returning to the table and thincking how obvious is this?

It's either take you hot niece to lunch day or these guys are up to something, sorry for waxing nostalgic but it was a pleasant memory. Great times and great friends, the lovely companions still take my breath away. It's nice to get to have those moments again here of late, thanks to everyone that has made them happen. I mean that with great affection.

[Guest030911]

Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

Not even close. That evening turned out plenty excellent for me.

We're fortunate in having a resource like P411, where the owner has an interest in quality assurance. Or maybe you prefer Eros. Just so you know, my email to P411 was in the form of a question: I sent the link to this thread and asked if this was the sort of thing they would have an interest in knowing. Their response was along the lines of "you betcha we need to know".

Do you really have a problem with that?

Maybe next time you might want to consider reading the entire thread before performing yet another drive-by fool-atio. Or not.

By your own admission again, that is exactly what you did. Dress it up however you want and launch a counter attack because you did not like me calling a spade a spade.

And I did read the whole thread. I forgot about the part about you damn near wasted a $20 Viagra. No wonder you were so damned mad... If it weren't for Barbie, this thread would have started in the Alerts section!


I don't even know the girl. I think she is one of the mid 20's crowd of providers. and you expect her TCB skills to be high?

and I don't fall for the "fuck off, out of towner" attitude that is so prevalent among you checkers players down here and run away either.

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

And I did read the whole thread. I forgot about the part about you damn near wasted a $20 Viagra. No wonder you were so damned mad... If it weren't for Barbie, this thread would have started in the Alerts section!

Congratulations, now you need another card.

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

By your own admission again, that is exactly what you did. Dress it up however you want and launch a counter attack because you did not like me calling a spade a spade.

You accused me of complaining to Gina because I got NS/NC'd. That is simply inaccurate. Only after more stranded mongers chimed in did it dawn on me that multiple no-shows comprise her usual modus operandi, after giving her plenty of time to accept accountability, and after concluding that Julia Suzette is a problem provider did I take the next step in due process of inquiring of P411 if they considered this sort of information actionable. In other words, the NC/NS was a necessary but not sufficient justification for the inquiry; the additional factors were required for sufficient justification. All the NC/NS, alone, did was to give me standing to justify the P411 inquiry as the next step in due process.

Got it?

You are being presumptious by asserting you know my motivation better than I do myself. You are also so wrong you caricature yourself.

Originally Posted by cpi3000

No wonder you were so damned mad... If it weren't for Barbie, this thread would have started in the Alerts section!

There you go again being presumptious. You confuse methodical with angry. In some strange way I was actually relieved; I knew my winning streak would end sooner or later and it was somewhat unburdening to get past that ending. I just hoped it wouldn't signal the beginning of a losing streak.

Barbie or no Barbie, I would not have posted NS/NC in alerts. You are once again acting the presumptious clown...if you're interested enough in opining you should investigate first and you will see I've taken repeated and firm positions that NC/NS do not rise to the level of alert worthy.

Originally Posted by cpi3000

I don't even know the girl.

You seem to be establishing a defense against future accusation of wk'ing...seem...seem! But I can't know your motivation. How can you know mine?

Originally Posted by cpi3000

I think she is one of the mid 20's crowd of providers. and you expect her TCB skills to be high?

Yes, I do. But that is not even the relevant issue. If her lapses were occasional and sporadic, even if I were among 'em, we could attribute that to careless TCB. Her lapses were numerous and systematic enough to skip over TCB issues and raise questions of basic human decency.

Originally Posted by cpi3000

and I don't fall for the "fuck off, out of towner" attitude that is so prevalent among you checkers players down here and run away either.

Where'd that come from? Do you also have Tourette's? I love our visiting moveable feasts. Actually I have no idea what this apparently random ejaculation is intended to signify.

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Congratulations, now you need another card.

...actually, I'm reminded of the bow-tie guy who stands behind Quanell X at his press conferences and punctuates Mr. X's every sentence with a grunted Hoooaaagh. Dude's found his vocation. He probably also will hasten to remind us that he's been a designated agreement grunter for years and years before most other grunters got down with the struggle.

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

NO ONE should EVER stand Don up. He's too nice and doesn't deserve it!

Who loves you, Sweetness! But please, honeybunch, don't accuse me of nice. Hard to fight my way out of that shit. How 'bout semi-nice?

Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

Uncle Donny if this is your first NCNS, go buy a lottery ticket!!! you are one lucky SOB!!

Hey, REB...I did that very thing. Didn't win diddley. But here's the important thing: I was surprised that I did not win. I've been a lucky bastard my whole life. Also a planning and scheming one; take amazing ava, for example. Man, o man, did I ever want to hit that. But I never tried because I knew the chances for disappointment were high and I didn't need aggravation more than I did need to hit aa's wet sweet spot.